I think they're hot, but you probably don't

[GilaMinumBeer]

Truer words have never been said.

What has you convinced?

I'm still not sure I believe it. Could just be rhetorik.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

It's been nice having this thread on topic lately, a while since we've had someone "too hot for this thread," but this has been in my FB news feed today, and I can NOT for the life of me stop staring, and I thought others might appreciate as well:

Sports bra makes her look damned near flat. Not saying that is bad, but I know better.

 

[Ridire]

Brittany Spears is a little bigger up top. What's worse? Penny's are fake.

If this site is accurate, Kaley has a 32C bra size... and Brittany has a 32C bra size. I think we'll call it a draw, as I am 90% sure that Brit's are fake, too.

http://healthyceleb.com/kaley-cuoco-height-weight-body-statistics/3834

 

[Rhetorik]

What has you convinced?

I'm still not sure I believe it. Could just be rhetorik.

If this site is accurate, Kaley has a 32C bra size... and Brittany has a 32C bra size. I think we'll call it a draw, as I am 90% sure that Brit's are fake, too.

http://healthyceleb.com/kaley-cuoco-height-weight-body-statistics/3834

Y'all can argue all you want.

 

[slym2none]

I am 90% sure that Brit's are fake, too.

If that's the case, she had breast implants at or before the age of 15.

Go back and look at the video for "Hit Me Baby One more Time". She was 15 or 16 then, and she was not small-chested.

 

[beergolf]

When we bought our house the bedroom that was a teenaged boys room had pics of Brittany on the ceiling above the bed. They left them there, so when we moved in we just used that room for storgae so they are still there. We just refer to it as the Brittany room....

mmmmm, maybe that is why me beer is so good. I use that room for bottle conditioning my beers.

 

[GrogNerd]

when we moved into our house, the previous tenants left a poster of Farah

yes... that one

we threw it out, along with all the rest of the junk they had left

she passed away 2 months later

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

when we moved into our house, the previous tenants left a poster of Farah

yes... that one

we threw it out, along with all the rest of the junk they had left

she passed away 2 months later

You got lucky. All we found was a bullet vibrator. <shudders>

 

[JonM]

I remember that time. Someone funnier than me said "Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Michael Jackson. Celebrity deaths always happen in threes. But leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!"

 

[GrogNerd]

You got lucky. All we found was a bullet vibrator. <shudders>

A little OxyClean, some StarSan and you're good to go

 

[beergolf]

A little OxyClean, some StarSan and you're good to go

Just remember that Starsan only works when wet....

 

[b-boy]

When we bought our house the bedroom that was a teenaged boys room had pics of Brittany on the ceiling above the bed. They left them there, so when we moved in we just used that room for storgae so they are still there. We just refer to it as the Brittany room....

mmmmm, maybe that is why me beer is so good. I use that room for bottle conditioning my beers.

On the ceiling, huh? You might want to scrub that room down with some bleach just in case.

 

[Onkel_Udo]

On the ceiling, huh? You might want to scrub that room down with some bleach just in case.

I just primed and painted over it after it was dry...just sayin'.

 

[beergolf]

On the ceiling, huh? You might want to scrub that room down with some bleach just in case.

The house has 9' ceilings. So even a teenage boy can't shoot that far.......

 

[GrogNerd]

I was about to say, depending on how speckled the ceiling is, I'd be impressed with not just distance, but VOLUME

 

[weirdboy]

You got lucky. All we found was a bullet vibrator. <shudders>

When I moved into my dorm room for the first time in college, I discovered a secret area behind the medicine cabinet over the sink that had several generations of trinkets jammed into it. Stuff like a signed baseball, a '45 vinyl record, and a folded up photo of Raquel Welch.

 

[Stillraining]

What did you add?

 

[drainbamage]

You got lucky. All we found was a bullet vibrator. <shudders>

When I moved into my dorm room for the first time in college, I discovered a secret area behind the medicine cabinet over the sink that had several generations of trinkets jammed into it. Stuff like a signed baseball, a '45 vinyl record, and a folded up photo of Raquel Welch.

We remodeled our master bathroom a couple years ago (we'd been living in the house for about 5 years by then). When dismantling the vanity, two booklets fell out from behind one of the drawers. We'd never known they were there. One was a guide on sex positions (in German!) and the other was on tantra.

I thought it was funny and informative, but my wife didn't agree, and threw them out. Buzzkill.

 

[beergolf]

We remodeled our master bathroom a couple years ago (we'd been living in the house for about 5 years by then). When dismantling the vanity, two booklets fell out from behind one of the drawers. We'd never known they were there. One was a guide on sex positions (in German!) and the other was on tantra.

I thought it was funny and informative, but my wife didn't agree, and threw them out. Buzzkill.

Don't you hate it when the wife sees something diferently than you do?

there probably was some good stuff there.

 

[drainbamage]

Don't you hate it when the wife sees something diferently than you do?

there probably was some good stuff there.

Right? It was like a smutty time capsule: "but honey, this is how people were boning in Germany in the late 90s!"

 

[beergolf]

Right? It was like a smutty time capsule: "but honey, this is how people were boning in Germany in the late 90s!"

hahahaha,. German porn is so funny...

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

If this site is accurate, Kaley has a 32C bra size... and Brittany has a 32C bra size. I think we'll call it a draw, as I am 90% sure that Brit's are fake, too.

http://healthyceleb.com/kaley-cuoco-height-weight-body-statistics/3834

Interesting thing with Britney is no one really knows. No site seems to say for sure one way or the other. My gut instinct is they're real. I've seen a few photos where one looks a bit larger/danglier than the other and I don't think someone with her moeny would have fake tits that look like that.

But I think you're right about the size being the same.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Can't believe how awesomely I derailed this thread lol. With one word/ name no less.

 

[beergolf]

Can't believe how awesomely I derailed this thread lol. With one word/ name no less.

It is in the drunken ramblings and mindless mumbling forum... What do you expect?

 

[Ridire]

Interesting thing with Britney is no one really knows. No site seems to say for sure one way or the other. My gut instinct is they're real. I've seen a few photos where one looks a bit larger/danglier than the other and I don't think someone with her moeny would have fake tits that look like that.

But I think you're right about the size being the same.

http://chatterbusy.blogspot.com/2012/05/britney-spears-before-and-after.html?m=1

 

[beergolf]

I'll just park this here...

 

[GrogNerd]

nope. Jaimie Alexander = too hot for this thread

thank you for playing, the lovely Carol Merrill has some parting gifts for you

 

[eulipion2]

WAAAAAAY too hot.

 

[slym2none]

Agreed - too hot, but thanks for showing me a gorgeous woman I'd never seen before!

 

[GrogNerd]

Agreed - too hot, but thanks for showing me a gorgeous woman I'd never seen before!

You haven't seen Thor?

She was Lady Sif, one of Thor's friends