I think it's Elves -- or Elvis

[Rick_R]

Okay, every time I look over more of my beer's gone. The glass is going empty faster than I'm drinkin' I'm thinkin'. I'm figuring elves -- or, since I'm close to the King's birthplace, maybe it's Elvis. But somebody's sippin' when I'm not lookin'. I tried watching out of the corner of my eye, but started seening stars, and when Cruise showed up I quit. Keep an eye on your beer; they're everywhere.

 

[Fingers]

... and they like the really good stuff, too! The better the beer, the faster it goes.

 

[Nurmey]

It's probably the same guy who messes up my desk so bad at work every day. According to the nut commercial, it's Robert Goulet.