I guess size matters

[Pumbaa]

Top medical journal blasts "designer Vag ina" craze

You cant make up **** like this . . . .

 

[Lil' Sparky]

I don't get it. Women are going under the knife to avoid camel toe?

 

[Orfy]

They are doing it so they can ride bikes!

 

[Torchiest]

Ridiculous! I've never been with a woman who I denied sex because of the shape or size of her genitals. It's all good!

 

[Pabst Blue Robot]

Ridiculous! I've never been with a woman who I denied sex because of the shape or size of her genitals. It's all good!

And there we have it.

 

[olllllo]

Ridiculous! I've never been with a woman who I denied sex because of the shape or size of her genitals. It's all good!

What if it was shaped like a penis?

 

[Petey]

That is Awesome...I wonder how long till you can "order" a celebrity poon?

" Um...Yeah i'd really like a pam anderson exterior but why don't you go ahead and give me the jenna jameson interior"

 

[Yooper]

Wow. As if women didn't have enough things to be insecure about!

If a guy is lucky enough to be there, does he even CARE about the, um, design?

 

[RichBrewer]

Wow. As if women didn't have enough things to be insecure about!

If a guy is lucky enough to be there, does he even CARE about the, um, design?

This guy (RichBrewer) doesn't care. Sounds like a waste of money and time. It also sounds fairly risky from what the article stated.

 

[Pumbaa]

They are doing it so they can ride bikes!

My junk hangs lower then any chicks and I can ride a bike just fine

 

[Melana]

Wow. As if women didn't have enough things to be insecure about!

If a guy is lucky enough to be there, does he even CARE about the, um, design?

Well said!

 

[Melana]

sorry about the double post... please feel free to delete...

 

[homebrewer_99]

Wow. As if women didn't have enough things to be insecure about!

If a guy is lucky enough to be there, does he even CARE about the, um, design?

...I wonder how many people she shows it to a day to care...???

And, yes, I agree about being lucky to be invited...

 

[the_bird]

Wow. As if women didn't have enough things to be insecure about!

If a guy is lucky enough to be there, does he even CARE about the, um, design?

Here's the thing.

I'm not taking the blame for women's insecurities regarding their genitalia. I've never heard a single guy complain about the shape of a woman's, uh... vag ina before. Not once.

Now, I accept that I am, in small part, to blame for this culture's obsession with big ol' ******* and therefore bear some responsibility for women feeling the need to get implants (even though I personally hate implants). I'm guilty, we all are (well, not you, Yoops), for fetishing big breasts.

But re-designing your vag? Women are imagining that we care! I'm not taking the blame for that!

 

[olllllo]

That's it.

I'm getting my spleen enlarged...

and a liver tuck.

 

[user 4295]

At the very least that surgery is better than the addadicktome or cutadickoffofme procedure!

 

[RichBrewer]

Here's the thing.

(even though I personally hate implants).

I agree!!!
I can't stand fake breasts. I will never understand why a woman would get implants unless she had surgery from breast cancer or something.

 

[desiderata]

I read an article in Playboy about this. I think it's mainly for the porn industry, where there are millions (billions???) of people "observing" them. It's not cheap, so that would deter the girl-next-door going out and getting it done. But breast implants probably started out this way, so who knows years from now how common it will be?

 

[the_bird]

I read an article in Playboy...

I would be willing to wager that this is the first time in history someone said they read the articles in Playboy, and they actually meant it...

 

[desiderata]

I would be willing to wager that this is the first time in history someone said they read the articles in Playboy, and they actually meant it...

LOL. I'm not that shallow.

...I do look at the pictures too (when they aren't of that wrestling chick, China---ewwww!)

 

[Pumbaa]

At the very least that surgery is better than the addadicktome or cutadickoffofme procedure!

Ya know . . .
If ya walked into your doctors office and said you wanted a finger cut off or added just because you felt like a 9 or 11 finger guy trapped in a 10 fingered body they would tell you to get the F*** out. Yet when it comes to chopping of your wang . . .

 

[Bobby_M]

These chicks need to leave the dangle on their snootches. Then again, they're the same chicks who would rather kill themselves than to F me, so what do I care?

 

[Fingers]

These chicks need to leave the dangle on their snootches.

Dangle on their snootches??

Yew tawk funny.

 

[the_bird]

Ya know . . .
If ya walked into your doctors office and said you wanted a finger cut off or added just because you felt like a 9 or 11 finger guy trapped in a 10 fingered body they would tell you to get the F*** out. Yet when it comes to chopping of your wang . . .

You ever heard of Apotemnophilia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amputee_fetishism

I don't know where I was reading about this, but there are people who feel an intense need to lose a limb. These same people have an intense need to see psychiatric counselling.

 

[EvilTOJ]

That's it.

I'm getting my spleen enlarged...

and a liver tuck.

I'm pretty sure that you have those reversed.... how else are you going to be able to process more beer?

Anyways, I agree. I've never kicked a woman out of bed because her beef curtains were unsightly.

Here's a tip for the insecure women who think we men (and some women) give a flying fark about your pissflaps: You don't like the way they look? let the bush grow back out!

OK I'm done for now.

 

[DeathBrewer]

if there's a raunchy smell, that's pretty much all that will deter me. as long as she's clean, i'm in.


aww, hell, who am i kidding...i can wear noseplugs

 

[Chrus]

Here's the thing.

I'm not taking the blame for women's insecurities regarding their genitalia. I've never heard a single guy complain about the shape of a woman's, uh... vag ina before. Not once.

Now, I accept that I am, in small part, to blame for this culture's obsession with big ol' ******* and therefore bear some responsibility for women feeling the need to get implants (even though I personally hate implants). I'm guilty, we all are (well, not you, Yoops), for fetishing big breasts.

But re-designing your vag? Women are imagining that we care! I'm not taking the blame for that!

I actually have heard someone complain about the shape before... one of the funniest conversations Ive ever been involved in. Started off talking about what would be the female equivilent of tea-bagging (but thats a whole other topic right there, not gonna discuss now)... and someone mentioned ******s that "look like bioled cabbage" and it just went down hill from there...

And as for the brest implant thing... anything more than a handfull's a waste...

 

[BierMuncher]

Until "Little Muncher" grows eyes and can see where he's going...I don't really think it matters what it looks like.

 

[david_42]

This was a fad in the '70's along with shaving.

What was that limerick? Ends with "That hung in festoons from her drawers."