How many homebrewers are pederasts?

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, we've had the engineer's thread, the pilot's thread, the miner's thread.......I'm just curious.

For the record, I am not a pederast. I abhor them just the same as I abhor pilots and engineers.

 

[annasdadhockey]

You abhor them the same as pilots and engineers???

 

[DeathBrewer]

This pretty much sums it up:

I am a pervert, just not a pedophile.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You abhor them the same as pilots and engineers???

Well, yeah.... Think about it....It's obvious!!!!!




Tell me when you are done making that connection.

 

[jds]

My god. Imagine how LGI must feel about lawyers.

 

[blackwaterbrewer]

i child molester thread? i don't get the joke. i am kind of pissed because i just typed PEDERAST into google to find out what it meant. am i going to be red flagged by the FBI now?!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

My god. Imagine how LGI must feel about lawyers.

Lawyers are wonderful. They uphold the constitution. They ensure freedom and liberty for us all against the rising tide of lawlessness.

Hug a lawyer today. You know you want to.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

i child molester thread? i don't get the joke. i am kind of pissed because i just typed PEDERAST into google to find out what it meant. am i going to be red flagged by the FBI now?!

The FBI will hunt you down because they seek like minded people. Don't worry about it. They probably just want to sneak a peek at your address book.

 

[Bokonon]

The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f#@!s with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

 

[BioBeing]

No. I am not a Catholic priest.

 

[uglygoat]

The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f#@!s with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

this...

quintana... man that creep can roll.

yea, but he's a pervert dude.

 

[Hammy71]

Umm.....I clicked looking for a poll.....ahem.....

 

[Marius]

If I like Gnomes... Am I a pederast?

 

[dataz722]

Depends how old are the gnomes?

 

[Marius]

Have gnomes legally of age the same way than humans?

 

[ChshreCat]

What's wrong with being a foot doctor?

 

[Marius]

I mean, (my English is not very good), Can I have sex with a 15 year old gnome without being in a trouble?

 

[bernerbrau]

Have gnomes legally of age the same way than humans?

Don't gnomes not come of age until 150?

 

[Pappers_]

All this talk of gnomerasts disgust me. Good day, sir! I said, Good Day!!

 

[dataz722]

All this talk of gnomerasts disgust me. Good day, sir! I said, Good Day!!

Yeah? Well I spit in your general direction!

 

[MeatyPortion]

How does LGI feel about date rapists?



Disclaimer: I'm not one of those either.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

How does LGI feel about date rapists?



Disclaimer: I'm not one of those either.

I've never raped a date. I have abused a fig or two, but in my defence they were VERY attractive figs!

 

[dataz722]

I've never raped a date. I have abused a fig or two, but in my defence they were VERY attractive figs!

I would have thought that you would be more into the prunes.

 

[bernerbrau]

I've never raped a date. I have abused a fig or two, but in my defence they were VERY attractive figs!

Those figs were just asking for it.

 

[Homercidal]

I wouldn't rape a fig, but I'd eat one.

 

[ChshreCat]

I've never raped a date. I have abused a fig or two, but in my defence they were VERY attractive figs!

But have you dated a rapist?

 

[bernerbrau]

God Hates Figs!

 

[Parker36]

If I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, this thread is slightly absurd.

 

[bernerbrau]

If I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, this thread is slightly absurd.

That's absurd. You're absurd.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

If I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, this thread is slightly absurd.

.........Unless you are a homebrewing pederast! ....In which case, it probably seems somehow relevant. While i am not a pederast myself, I felt it was the right time to give the pederasts an opportunity to speak freely........Before we fill their poopy passages with boiling wort.