How do you enjoy your Homebrew?

[H-ost]

As a Native born Swede I would like to add that if you can defeat a viking with a kick in the shin he was not a real viking and stealing his helm would not be worth it since it holds no true power.

 

[mikeysab]

As a Native born Swede I would like to add that if you can defeat a viking with a kick in the shin he was not a real viking and stealing his helm would not be worth it since it holds no true power.

Happy Leif Erricson Day. Hinga dinga durgen

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Really? You need step by step instructions on how to drink a beer? Turn in you man card. Now.

 

[Piratwolf]

Really? You need step by step instructions on how to drink a beer? Turn in you man card. Now.

Love your pic. Best Christmas Carol ever!

As for the thread... Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one with a too-intimate relationship with my beers.

 

[H-ost]

Happy Leif Erricson Day. Hinga dinga durgen

Screw those Nords! I definitely do not associate myself with them fools. Did you hear about their recent ice shortage? ...They forgot the recipe...! Bajajaja swedish humor...

But in all honesty, if you are trying to think of a famous swede, then I tip my hat to the Swedish Chef from the muppets. Maybe Alfred Nobel too...

 

[mikeysab]

Screw those Nords! I definitely do not associate myself with them fools. Did you hear about their recent ice shortage? ...They forgot the recipe...! Bajajaja swedish humor...

But in all honesty, if you are trying to think of a famous swede, then I tip my hat to the Swedish Chef from the muppets. Maybe Alfred Nobel too...

SOMEbody doesn't watch spongebob.

 

[dummkauf]

In my belly!!!!

 

[RJS]

RDWHAHB...Hombre

 

[Brewnoob1]

For the first bottle out of a batch, I follow a pretty strict process.

1) Disrobe.
2) Turn off all overhead lighting.
3) Turn on small desk lamp.
4) Put on viking hat with the horns facing backwards.
5) Align troll dolls according to size, gender and hair color.
6) Remove glass from cabinet, set it on the counter and spin it slowly to make 4.25 rotations.
7) Remove bottle from fridge and do a series of rubs and taps that can only be described as "up down up down left right left right B A select start".
8) Pour beer into glass standing on my left leg only for the first half of the pour and then shift to my right leg only for the remainder of the pour.
9) Before taking first sip or smell, turn troll dolls 180 degrees so that cannot see me.
10) Smell
11) Sip
12) Do an ancient viking chant praising the gods of rediculousness
13a) If the beer was good, smash the bottle on the kitchen floor.
13b) If the beer was ok, smash the bottle on the garage floor.
13c) If the beer was bad, spin it 4 times to rid the bottle of bad beer spirits
14) Try to explain to my wife what I was just doing.

This made me LOL and I had to explain to my co-worker that no, I was NOT laughing at their spreadsheet