Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[Brewsday]

I lager in the back basement stairwell during the winter (34* in there!)...come springtime I REALLY NEED a Carboy Cleaner for all that nasty kling-on gunk on the sides of my carboys! But I'd prefer to win one this week so I can practice..thanks and good luck to all!

 

[legacybrewco]

I am a BROKE college student who needs a break between the cost of tuition, books, and supplies, I barely can afford to practice the art of brewing; the very subject i am studying (zymology) to earn my lively hood, and while this is very much a run-on sentence i feel i deserve this give-away the most for sticking to the perimeters of said contest!

 

[GodsStepBrother]

I need a carboy cleaner due, to me being tired of PBW splashing up at my eyes when I drain it. I think my eyesight is suffering.

 

[TechyDork]

I live in Alaska. It is butt a$$ cold outside, i am trying to buy a house, i just found out that i am going to be a daddy and the only thing that keeps me sane right now is brewing and drinking beer. Having a quick and easy way to clean my carboys would motivate me to brew even more.

 

[ArcticBear]

It's getting more and more difficult to explain that brush created krausen cabinet splatter is part of the brewing process to my new home owning never had a sip of alcohol sister.

 

[highpines]

My Girlfriend loves my Coconut Cream Stout, My secondary looks like a five pound almond joy exploded in it. Enough said.

 

[amarsh45]

This looks like a great product. If I win I will tell all of my friends about it and boost your revenue!

 

[tnance1337]

So, I went to a carnival once, and this lady was all like "Hey, you look like you need a palm reading" and I was all like "Hey, you smell funny ... but sure I'll take a palm reading" and she was all like "let me see your hand" so I of course showed her my grotesque, wookie-like hands and she ran her index finger through the jungle that is my left mitt and was all like "I see much trouble in your future ... the image is hazy but it looks like you are scrubbing dirty carboys with a plain old bottle brush" and I was all like "oh hell nah..." and I ran from her creepy tent vowing to prove her wrong.

Help me prove her wrong. (Or I'll touch you with my wookie hands).

 

[CoalCracker]

I ferment in kegs and if I don't clean it properly, gremlins come out at night and terrorize the batches of brew to follow. If I get a Carboy Cleaner I can prevent my brews from coming face to face with thirsty Gremlins. If they drink after midnight... well I won't go into that..

 

[kenshi]

Something like this would make my life so much easier.

 

[FastAndy]

I spent all my carboy cleaning money on a premium membership......

 

[Krane]

I tried to make one of these on my own and found out it's not just a rag on a stick!

 

[MrBlackjaw]

I am a homebrewer and part-time duelist. Not only would these dual blue shammies clean my carboys super efficiently, they would also allow me to double-slap the challengers I duel against. I would be bad ass if I could say, "Sir, I say sir, you have been double-slapped...repeatedly."

 

[BrewingRugger]

I need this for my four carboys and four corny kegs. It makes the job quicker with my three children 4,2, and 4 months!!!! As you can see I have my hands full.

 

[Fixmy59bug]

I just started making mead and cyser and the only aspect I forgot about was cleaning after the fact.

I could certainly use one. I plan on making atleast 2 bottles per month.

 

[originalben]

Cause my carboy is dirty, but honey badger don't care...

 

[Chuginator]

I need a Carboy Cleaner to satiate my life-long craving of combining helicopters and brewing. I will name it my Brewcopter and it will be my only friend.

 

[banesong]

I would like a carboy cleaner due to the fact that it will help to entertain my 2yo; swirly water in a carboy is endless fun for those with small minds (and babies too!).

 

[crustybfv]

I brew, therefore I am...and my carboys am tough to scrub.

 

[laxilla]

If I had this cleaner o how much keener i'd be
For no more would wash-day bring poor demeanor.
Smile and laughter would accompany dirt-busting
As I wash away the disgusting and encrusting filth.
I ask for this gift not for me, no
But rather for the old crow
So that finally she may stop harping
screeching and screaming.

 

[Kegerator]

Dear Carboy Cleaner,

On these cold Michigan nights we all need libations, but my Carboys are dingy, and I have no brush, my money went to Allagash, Jolly Pumpkin and Malt, now I have no way of clearing the crud, please grant me my wish and help a brewer out.

 

[IPA85]

I need a Carboy Cleaner so I can give my carboy a good cleaning after racking my Surly Cynic funk out! And it sounds so much easier then a standard brush...

 

[Brewpastor]

The ever-creative human mind. Pretty clever idea.

 

[RhinoDon81]

As a new brewer I am looking for the most practical way to complete the brewing process. After watching the Carboy Cleaner demonstration video on the midwest brewing supply website, it has been the object of my affection!

 

[kevink]

I really don't want to have to make one of those...

 

[J8D]

I could very likely become a victim military downsizing due to the government's inability to wisely spend our tax dollars. If/when I get kicked out of the Corps, my family and I will be forced to move out of our rental home and into the woods. I will end up building a home out of my corney kegs and carboys. You can't vacuum a carboy or keg.

or

I would love to have a carboy/keg cleaner
Others are less deserving and meaner
With this gift I would clean
Carboys moldy and green
Using brushes is a pain in the wiener

 

[BierKoning]

Because I hurt myself using my other carboy cleaner :-(

 

[kcarkey]

I need a Carboy cleaner because mankind's greatest invention deserves the best and cleanest equipment possible!!

 

[smurfjuice]

Wow, I was pleasently suprised to see this give away make the rounds again..
I think this cleaner is a pretty neat idea. AND seeing as my carboy brush just split in half from metal fatigue.. .. Please keep me in mind.. Thankie, Jim. ..

 

[tmm0f5]

Because making my 2 year old son clean glass carboys just doesn't seem right...