High post count does not equal brewing knowledge

[shecky]

It's like an Intewebz Seinfeld episode.

 

[uglygoat]

Begging for the reach around is just sad

bwahahaha!!!!


did this thread burn on re-entry, or impact the surface?

 

[Zymurgrafi]

did this thread burn on re-entry, or impact the surface?

now that's just dirty talk.




sounds painful too.





:cross:

 

[HBHoss]

bwahahaha!!!!


did this thread burn on re-entry, or impact the surface?

I'd say it exploded in a *************!

 

[jpsloan]

But she looks her dad I tell ya!

Don't know who or what he is.

All I know is that Nigella is my smokin' hot MILF food-celeb doe-eyed sugar-addicted sex!

 

[Revvy]

Don't know who or what he is.

All I know is that Nigella is my smokin' hot MILF food-celeb doe-eyed sugar-addicted sex!

Did you know she rarely wears panities

and.....

Chef and tv personality Nigella Lawson has confessed she wears sexy stockings to turn on her man's "other" appetite.

The brunette kitchen siren believes there's nothing tastier than a pair of
stockings and revealed she even goes to bed wearing just stockings and stiletto heels.

Nigella told Britain's Esquire magazine: "Stockings never fail to make you
feel sexy. "I like hold-ups, but the problem is if you've got too much meat at the top, you get a bulge there. So I often wear those over-the-knee French schoolgirl socks.

"But I know men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them."

"I've worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed before."

Then, she whips them up a nice Beef Wellington with Yorkshire puddings and tatties.

The 47-year-old has been accused of producing "food porn" due to her erotic, epicurean attitude to cooking on her hit BBC show.

Nigella snagged a good catch in the husband department, millionaire art collector Charles Saatchi.

She also revealed to Esquire she only finds really hairy men attractive, which we are sure is more than any of us wants to know about Charles.

She said: "I like an animal. Hairy back, hair everywhere. I don't understand why a woman would want a hairless man.

"If I was going to go for smooth, I may as well be a lesbian."

Delicious![

(But I guess Yoop will have to stick with Giada...evidently Nigella doesn't play in both leagues....)

 

[Parker36]

Who are these people? I looked up this chick's wikipedia page and all it said was that her title is "The Honorable" She must be a judge because wikipedia NEVER lies!

 

[shecky]

Who are these people? I looked up this chick's wikipedia page and all it said was that her title is "The Honorable" She must be a judge because wikipedia NEVER lies!

I never heard of her, either. Nigel Lawson, yes. His daughter, never.
It is interesting that this thread has gone from some supposed smack-down diatribe on post counts not equaling brewing IQ to erotic cooks. I'm interested to see where it eventually ends.

 

[Revvy]

Who are these people? I looked up this chick's wikipedia page and all it said was that her title is "The Honorable" She must be a judge because wikipedia NEVER lies!

Maybe this will help.....

Nigel Lawson, Baron Lawson of Blaby, PC (born 11 March 1932), is a British Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer between June 1983 and October 1989. His tenure in that office was longer than that of any of his predecessors since David Lloyd George (1908 to 1915), though it was surpassed by Gordon Brown in September 2003.

Lawson is the father of journalist and food writer Nigella Lawson, the late Thomasina Lawson, Horatia Lawson, Dominic Lawson, the former editor of The Sunday Telegraph, Tom Lawson, housemaster of Chernocke House at Winchester College, and Emily Lawson, a TV producer.

Nigella Lucy Lawson (born 6 January 1960) is an English food writer, journalist and broadcaster. Lawson was born to Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby), a former Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Vanessa Salmon, whose family owned the J. Lyons and Co. empire. After graduating from the University of Oxford, Lawson started to work as a book reviewer and restaurant critic, later becoming the deputy literary editor of The Sunday Times in 1986. She then embarked upon a career as a freelance journalist, writing for a number of newspapers and magazines. In 1998, Lawson brought out her first cookery book, How to Eat, which sold 300,000 copies and became a bestseller. She went on to write her second book in 2000, How to be a Domestic Goddess, winning her the British Book Award for Author of The Year.

 

[Revvy]

I never heard of her, either. Nigel Lawson, yes. His daughter, never.
It is interesting that this thread has gone from some supposed smack-down diatribe on post counts not equaling brewing IQ to erotic cooks. I'm interested to see where it eventually ends.

WTF???? You heard of an obscure British has been politician, and NOT his hot famous daughter??

WOW....

It's been awhile...

 

[Revvy]

I'm not going to comment on how the pages of my copy of this book got sticky...

But I make a hellova creme sauce because of her...

 

[flyangler18]

She has a Muffin on her lady lumps.

 

[shecky]

WTF???? You heard of an obscure British has been politician, and NOT his hot famous daughter??

WOW....

It's been awhile...

Whoa, seriously? Is it not more manly to be cognizant of world events and a little less cognizant of some floozy food writer? I revoke your revocation of my man card.
And I don't find her hot at all. Mildy attractive, maybe. Hot, never.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

 

[HBHoss]

I'm not going to comment on how the pages of my copy of this book got sticky...

But I make a hellova creme sauce because of her...

I like those muffins. That's some dough I wouldn't mind kneading.

 

[Revvy]

She has a Muffin on her lady lumps.

And anyone who would be happy to glaze those muffins please raise your hands...

 

[Clayton]

 

[BigKahuna]

Revvy....if you'd do that over in the contest thread....You'd be the winner!

Just sayen!

 

[Parker36]

And all we get over here is Martha Stewart. America: a country so far forward, its backwards.

 

[Revvy]

Revvy....if you'd do that over in the contest thread....You'd be the winner!

Just sayen!

I'm trying to did through teh googlez for some more fightclub worthy pics of her...evidently her Esquire shoot from last year was supposedly pretty hawt...

 

[HBHoss]

And anyone who would be happy to glaze those muffins please raise your hands...

That's right baby, I'll be glaz'n your muffins and your jelly roll too! Isn't baking fun? Goes so well with homebrew.

 

[Revvy]

Revvy....if you'd do that over in the contest thread....You'd be the winner!

Just sayen!

I just found her a$$....and I took your advice....

"Fightclub!!!!"

 

[Baron ken]

...fightclub worthy pics...

Um, what??

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Um, what??

Fightclub.....sshhhh!

 

[shecky]

Um, what??

If you have to ask, you don't know.

 

[BigKahuna]

If you have to ask, you don't know.

IF you have to ask you DON'T NEED to know! and more over...you won't be invited!


IT's a movie....DUH! And as it turns out...the whole darn thing is a delusion.

Revvy's got a "Thing" about Fight Club....dont' ask...it's just how Revvy is.:cross:

 

[shecky]

Moreover. What a great word. Is there a moreunder?

 

[Baron ken]

Moreover. What a great word. Is there a moreunder?

Maybe he meant on instead of over?

IF you have to ask you DON'T NEED to know! and more over...you won't be invited!

 

[BigKahuna]

Moreover. What a great word. Is there a moreunder?

Sometimes...when I streak my drawers real bad....I pile some t-shirt on top...when SWMBO starts bitching about my leaving cloths in the hall...I tell her..

"Honey...thers MOREUNDER that Pile than the floor!"




So yes there is.

 

[talleymonster]

I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack.

 

[talleymonster]

Um, what??

I really enjoy these kind of posts. I was in Fight Club before there was a Fight Club, if you know what I mean.
Hell, I think a couple of my posts might have even facilitated the conception of Fight Club.


I love the pre- and post- enlightenment posts.