Help! I just...

[MaddBaggins]

I just peed in my wort by accident. It wasn't a full on morning coffee pee and I didn't eat asparagus last night. It was more of a watery early afternoon pee.
Do you think it will be ok?

 

[iijakii]

How does the pee taste? A good rule of thumb is if it's OK for drinking it's OK for brewing.

 

[m00ps]

I always thought pee was basically sterile. But the only reason I think that may be from the movie dodgeball...

 

[MaddBaggins]

How does the pee taste? A good rule of thumb is if it's OK for drinking it's OK for brewing.

Phew, thanks. So glad I didn't have that 5th cup of coffee.

 

[agrazela]

Bear Grylls called. He wants that beer.

 

[Zekk]

If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

 

[MaddBaggins]

If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

What if it was 2 shakes per hand?

 

[iijakii]

What if it was 2 shakes per hand?

Depends how many hands there are.

 

[smurfjuice]

Just call it Skeeter ...

 

[arturo7]

Can I pee in my bucket to sanitize it?

 

[harrydrez]

"Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?"

 

[MaddBaggins]

Can I pee in my bucket to sanitize it?

It's sterile, from what the tv tells me. We could save a lot of money by saving up pee instead of buying StarSan.

Recycled beer to sanitize brewing equipment = genius!

 

[BrewerBrad82]

♫♪ It's the Circle of Pee
And it moves us all
Through mashes and hope
Through sparge and love
Till we find our place
On the path homebrewing
In the Circle
The Circle of Pee ♫♪

 

[Mongrel]

I just peed in my wort by accident. It wasn't a full on morning coffee pee and I didn't eat asparagus last night. It was more of a watery early afternoon pee.
Do you think it will be ok?

It's alright, you just slightly Burtonized your brewing water.

 

[b-boy]

It'll still get you pissed....

 

[MaddBaggins]

"Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?"

I did not whip a batch into my wort.
































That was last week.

 

[j1n]

Should try with cow pee, its tastier than human pee

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Should try with cow pee, its tastier than human pee

nope. no. no. nope. flocc you. flocc no. nope...

 

[1977Brewer]

What the actual hell.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

What the actual hell.

do what I did: hold in your vomit until it gives your brain an asphyxiating enema!

 

[ericwhite2]

I spit out my beer. That is too funny.

 

[FatDragon]

Can I pee in my bucket to sanitize it?

Sure, but make sure to check the pH before you do. If it's too high, drink some Starsan concentrate and wait an hour or so to get it down to the proper levels. Also, don't fear the foam.