No hard feelings.
In the end, this is the actual recipe (because of what we had on hand and what we couldnt find in the brewing supply store - and also because I didn't understand our new scale and read 1.5 as a pound and a half, not a pound and 5 oz . . . hence why I have some .7 lbs instead of .5):
Grains:
8lbs Pale Malt
2 lbs Wheat Malt
1.7 lbs Honey Malt
.7 lbs Crystal Malt 60
.7 lbs Aromatic Malt
.7 lbs Biscuit Malt
.7 lbs Vienna Malt
.7 lbs Flaked Barley
Hops:
1 oz Kent Goldings (60 min)
.5 oz Fuggles (30 min)
.5 oz Styrian Goldings (10 min)
Yeast:
Edinburgh Ale Yeast
Additions:
2 Cinnamon sticks - 60 min
4 whole Cloves 30 min
2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps - 30 min.
½ nutmeg, crushed - 10 min
2 vodka-soaked vanilla beans - in secondary
2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps - in secondary
1 lb lactose - at bottling
More schnapps as needed for flavor at bottling
Boiling as we speak!!
EDIT: In the primary, and hopefully it'll be bubbling away by tomorrow!