Grilled Cheese or Lasagne?

[MindenMan]

Every poster other than the good ol' Yooper has me confused. One person refers to a woman that would resemble a grilled cheese if explored, so to speak. Dude, don't nasty up the idea of a hot, gooey, steamy, sharp cheddar cheese filled packet of buttery toasted wonderfulness, with just a touch of Brown Mustard and sliced, home grown tomatoes. I am I way out there? Okay, maybe it's just me, and my ADHD gets me into trouble. I mean, some of you guys talking about a sandwich containing three "elements", two on the outside and one creamy in the middle, sounds like a school boy fantasy fulfilled when the parents were away for the weekend. And "lasagne", really? What kind of a euphemism is preferring the corner to the middle, dare I say "piece"? Ooey, gooey, hot and sticky, full of buttery fatty goodness, wait, was I talking about cinnamon rolls?
Oh sh!t, I'm sorry, I was thinking about me in my college days; lasagne, grilled cheese, all beef hot dogs, ( no wienies here). But now, life is so such much easier. When we talk about polishing our keg, everybody knows what we really mean.

 

[Ridire]

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[drainbamage]

Have that many people here had homemade lasagna? Man, I need to ask SWMBO to step up her culinary skills.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Exactly. You ever try to eat lasagna while you drive? Ain't gonna happen.

True. Even in a Winnebago there is only so much one can do while driving.
A recipe for a distracted-driving ticket if there ever was one.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Can't do it. I'd have to go halfway in between and have pizza.

Wuh?