Fortunately for the rest of us, Hamm's is still cheaper than dirt. It's really not bad if you're just looking for something wet and refreshing.
dirt.
I stopped eating napkins because of this very reason.4. Eating food after you've driven the bubbles out of beer by swallowing it will make the beer go nova in your tum-tum, and to prove it, Taffer shoves a dry napkin with about a billion nucleation points into a beer that hasn't been disturbed.