Friends called me alcoholic

[olllllo]

but NOT because of

• how much I drink;
• when I drink;
• where I drink;
• who I drink with;
• what drinking does to me;
• why I drink!

They called me an alcoholic because of my "irrational fear" that I will runout of home brew and my obsession with making sure that all of my taps are full and they accused me of hiding stashes of beer.

I have also been known to brew behind SWMBO's back.

So.. I guess I'll be seeing you all the meetings.

 

[EvilTOJ]

meetings? bah! This IS the meeting!! I assume you brought enough beer for the rest of us? I'm..... out.... yea... I'm out...

 

[Monk]

who doesn't brew behing swmbo's back?

 

[sudsmonkey]

Really! Man, I thought you had a problem or something ! Thought I was gonna have to give you the " alcoholism is a hobby" talk. Just explain to your friends that you're fine. You're a homebrewer!

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

If you're behind someone's back, doesn't that mean you're in front of them? I'd be more worried about brewing in front of SWMBO's back!

 

[david_42]

Sounds more like sansbrewphobia to me.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I'm not an acoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics are quitters!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

SWMBO found out about my last $150 ingredient order after it shipped. I'm brewing again next weekend!

 

[God Emporer BillyBrew]

who doesn't brew behing swmbo's back?

It's just one of those deals. Your SWMBO knows she has to b!tch sometimes when you brew because that represent 55 beers. She'd seem like a B!TCH if she nagged you for every time you drink a beer or two. But 55 beers? Hell yeah!