Force Carbonation Using Exercise Vibration Plate Machine?

[Balderdashian]

So I'm sure these machines are worthless for fitness, but has anyone tried putting a keg on one to speed up carbonation? Note my interest is in using it for soda, not beer, if that makes a difference.

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[VikeMan]

I suppose it would make some waves on the surface of the beer, which would speed carbonation. But vibration isn't a good thing for beer stability (shelf life). It would also tend to keep yeast, proteins, and polyphenols in suspension, whereas they would otherwise be settling out.

A better way to speed it up would be to use a carbonation stone.

 

[malhal]

According to this in-line carbonation stone takes an hour:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/thread...carbonator-it-works-great.600006/post-7862964

Yet this post says their DIY shaker machine only takes 30 mins.
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/thread...carbonator-it-works-great.600006/post-8571697

So maybe lying a keg on an exercise vibration plate (and strapping it on) could perform similarly?