Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[coyote68]

Is being a huge whiner about refs something Pens fans did before Crosby, or is that only a result of having a whiny captain?

Lundqvist was INSANE. That is why they won. Helped me in my office pool tremendously, so I'm happy!

yes he played a great game. but as thy say on that 70's show...

canadians..Eeeewww

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

Who here was counting the Habs out?

:rockin:








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MC

 

[paulster2626]

Who here was counting the Habs out?

:rockin:








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MC

Everyone, I think. Oh, and their uncles, too.

Habs/Rags final - guess there's more than one way to build a winning hockey team, huh? YOU DO NOT NEED THE TOP PICK TO BUILD A CONTENDER.

 

[arturo7]

Is being a huge whiner about refs something Pens fans did before Crosby, or is that only a result of having a whiny captain?

Interesting observation. I'd guess it's the latter.

 

[Wingnutt73]

Well looks like It's onto Baseball and Football for us Boston Fans, Damn Habs......

 

[paulster2626]

Well looks like It's onto Baseball and Football for us Boston Fans, Damn Habs......

You don't like hockey, just the Bruins?

 

[Wingnutt73]

Yeah I like hockey, just sucks when your teams not in it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You don't like hockey, just the Bruins?

Hey man... thanks for posting this and spreading the word. Apparently all proceeds from Lucic's book sales is going to the "Buy Dale Weise a Scrotum Fund". Hopefully they can raise enough money to have a scrotum surgically attached to Dale Weise and he can avoid whining like a btch when big mean hockey players say bad things to him.

If they don't raise enough money, I heard they've just going to buy as many boxes of tissues and tampax as possible and hope Weise make it through this very trying time.

One can only pray I guess.

 

[Homercidal]

Meh. Nothing to watch now. Then again, I couldn't be bothered to remember to tune in the Boston game last night either, so apparently I was already in a state of hockey lethargy.

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

Meh. Nothing to watch now. Then again, I couldn't be bothered to remember to tune in the Boston game last night either, so apparently I was already in a state of hockey lethargy.

I happen to have a dog in that race.

MC

 

[copyright1997]

Who here was counting the Habs out?

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MC

Not a huge Habs fan, but I was rooting for them in every game. Played hard, scatted fast, outplayed the bigger team.

Although my team is out (Penguins), there has been some great hockey in the playoffs. Still hoping the ducks can muster that last win in yet another game 7.

 

[paulster2626]

Hey man... thanks for posting this and spreading the word. Apparently all proceeds from Lucic's book sales is going to the "Buy Dale Weise a Scrotum Fund". Hopefully they can raise enough money to have a scrotum surgically attached to Dale Weise and he can avoid whining like a btch when big mean hockey players say bad things to him.

If they don't raise enough money, I heard they've just going to buy as many boxes of tissues and tampax as possible and hope Weise make it through this very trying time.

One can only pray I guess.

Wow - you sound just as butthurt about losing as Lucic. Bruins had a great season. Chiiiiillll out, man.

Just a bit of a history lesson for ya: The post-series handshake is a tradition in which players express respect towards their opponent for competing hard and going through hell with them to win some hockey games. Lucic's giant mangina got the better of him there, and he (yet again) looks like a mentally-challenged goof. I bet he was a real pleasure to be around in high school...

Trust me man, I HAAAATTTEE the Habs. If there's anyone who can find a fault with their team of vagina-equipped babies it's me - but Lucic in this scenario was being nothing more than a stupid baby.

He should take a page out of the Iginla Book of Proper Behaviour here - Iggy just looks embarrassed.

 

[paulster2626]

Hahhahahhaah

So much diving from the Big Bad Bruins.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibf5gUZisNk[/ame]

 

[paulster2626]

If the Ducks win tonight, I win the pool - 160 smackers!

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

Trust me man, I HAAAATTTEE the Habs. If there's anyone who can find a fault with their team of vagina-equipped babies it's me - but Lucic in this scenario was being nothing more than a stupid baby.

The Bruins have class? When did this start?

MC

 

[Wingnutt73]

Hahhahahhaah

So much diving from the Big Bad Bruins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibf5gUZisNk

Well Damn when you put it all together like that it is kind of em"Bear"assing.
(see what I did there)

But yeah Even their coach was ashamed and Damnit Charra go smash that guy. You like 8' on skates!!!!
Your right they had a good year, and you can't win um all.

 

[paulster2626]

The Bruins have class? When did this start?

MC

Fleeting moments when the signed Jagr and Iggy. They don't last long in Beantown.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

Hey man... thanks for posting this and spreading the word. Apparently all proceeds from Lucic's book sales is going to the "Buy Dale Weise a Scrotum Fund". Hopefully they can raise enough money to have a scrotum surgically attached to Dale Weise and he can avoid whining like a btch when big mean hockey players say bad things to him.

If they don't raise enough money, I heard they've just going to buy as many boxes of tissues and tampax as possible and hope Weise make it through this very trying time.

One can only pray I guess.

Ha ha...totally wrong. HE could just borrow the tissues and tampax from Lucic as he is the biggest whiner and baby in hockey. Now dont get me wrong I would love to have him on my team as he is a beast but the whining, spearing and plain embarassing comments need to stop. :rockin:

 

[paulster2626]

Cheaters Never Prosper

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't stand Marchand for that very reason. I honestly hope they trade him. I hate that sht. He pulls that sht non-stop and I can't stand that about his game.

That said.. Spare me the "the handshake is steeped in tradition and is so holy thou shall not speak the potty mouth" bullsht.

Sure, it IS a great tradition... but anyone who thinks there is never anything said other than "good game" is either drunk or stupid. Should Lucic have just STFU? Probably. My only point was I think it was a total vag move to then whine about it like Weiss did. "He said mean things to me!!!" Oh grow a fcking pair Mary Catherine.

And plus... If I read the the title of this thread correctly.... there was something about trash talk mentioned so you may now take your butthurt an commence cramming it in you cramhole.


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[paulthenurse]

And plus... there was something about trash talk mentioned so you may now take your butthurt an commence cramming

Melville... Steinbeck... Hemingway... Will McDonough... Cape...

The bar regarding men writing about manly pursuits had apparently been lowered. By a considerable amount. So sad.

 

[paulster2626]

I can't stand Marchand for that very reason. I honestly hope they trade him. I hate that sht. He pulls that sht non-stop and I can't stand that about his game.

That said.. Spare me the "the handshake is steeped in tradition and is so holy thou shall not speak the potty mouth" bullsht.

Sure, it IS a great tradition... but anyone who thinks there is never anything said other than "good game" is either drunk or stupid. Should Lucic have just STFU? Probably. My only point was I think it was a total vag move to then whine about it like Weiss did. "He said mean things to me!!!" Oh grow a fcking pair Mary Catherine.

And plus... If I read the the title of this thread correctly.... there was something about trash talk mentioned so you may now take your butthurt an commence cramming it in you cramhole.


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Errrr....deerrrrrrppppp - Weiss mentioned it BECAUSE it's rare to have someone act like such a whiny baby like your boyfriend Lucic did. Take of the homer glasses for one second there, bud.

Anyway I think the Habs are more concerned about trying to not get eliminated than worrying about who Lucic is trying to goon up on the golf course right now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Homer glasses? I just said I wanted them to trade Marchand and Lucic probably should have shut his mouth.... That's being a blind homer??

I think all that cramming into your cramhole has you weak and disorientated.

Weiss is a little girly btch who cried because that big meanie Lucic said bad things to him. That's a punk btch move. Just because Marchand is a ****** and Lucic shoulda STFU it doesn't change the fact that without a tampon Weiss would have bled out all over the ice.


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[copyright1997]

Homer glasses? I just said I wanted them to trade Marchand and Lucic probably should have shut his mouth.... That's being a blind homer??

Yes, you're a homer. Your team lost. Get over it. Lucic was the bit*h who was a sore loser.

The worst part is that the East will lose to the West again because neither the Rangers or Montreal can carry the cup.

 

[arturo7]

The worst part is that the East will lose to the West again because neither the Rangers or Montreal can carry the cup.

If it comes down to goaltending, I'll take Lundqvist over Quick.

 

[paulster2626]

Homer glasses? I just said I wanted them to trade Marchand and Lucic probably should have shut his mouth.... That's being a blind homer??

I think all that cramming into your cramhole has you weak and disorientated.

Weiss is a little girly btch who cried because that big meanie Lucic said bad things to him. That's a punk btch move. Just because Marchand is a ****** and Lucic shoulda STFU it doesn't change the fact that without a tampon Weiss would have bled out all over the ice.


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That's okay, you can call it whatever you want. I can tell you're still reeling from losing to a team of pole-smoking frenchmen.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA the Habs. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[paulster2626]

If it comes down to goaltending, I'll take Lundqvist over Quick.

Normally I'd suggest that you are off your medication, but Lundqvist seems to be on a mission this year. Between him and St. Louis, I think the Kings or Hawks will have their work cut out for them.

Much like the Habs/Bruins series where nobody thought Montreal would win more than 1 lucky game, this could be a good series.

 

[day_trippr]

Meanwhile, back at The Playoffs...

I'm enjoying Chicago's win tonight. I'd like all of the remaining contests to go the max - including OTs for each game. WTF, it's not like there's anything else going on in pro sports right now while we wait for football to start...

Cheers!

(No, I couldn't give a cr@p about basketball. Does anyone?)

 

[arturo7]

Gotta love all the scoring. When is the league going to wake up and shrink the goalie pads...?

 

[paulster2626]

Meanwhile, back at The Playoffs...

I'm enjoying Chicago's win tonight. I'd like all of the remaining contests to go the max - including OTs for each game. WTF, it's not like there's anything else going on in pro sports right now while we wait for football to start...

Cheers!

(No, I couldn't give a cr@p about basketball. Does anyone?)

Basketball? **** no!

But there is a team waaaaay up in Canada quietly tearing baseball a new *******.

(yes these are not current, but you get it)