Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[paulster2626]

So, Sens and laughs tonight eh?

It's gonna be the Karlsson show, get ready Paulster!!

Ryan with a couple, EK65 with a hatty, 5-1 sens win. Book it.

Whoops.

Anyway don't expect much from the stars in the preseason my young apprentice. The established players are just messing around out there. Guys like Raymond and Bolland who are new and/or trying to fight on to the team are the ones who actually try.

Kadri did this? HAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Homercidal]

Found out the other day the Sens have a game vs the Caps in November that isn't on TV, anywhere! What the hell? It's 20 friggin 13, and there is a game I can't watch?

Ridiculous.

Are games not televised anywhere available on game centre live, or should I try to find a free stream at somewhere like firstrowsports or something?

I hate it too. Just have to get feeds to my phone with updates on the plays.

If the Wings don't stop hurting themselves, they are going to need half of the Griffins again this year!

Just checked out the NHL Network schedule and it looks like there are a couple of games a day. Detroit and Chicago on Sunday at 5pm. WOOT!

 

[paulster2626]

Found out the other day the Sens have a game vs the Caps in November that isn't on TV, anywhere! What the hell? It's 20 friggin 13, and there is a game I can't watch?

Ridiculous.

Are games not televised anywhere available on game centre live, or should I try to find a free stream at somewhere like firstrowsports or something?

Perhaps they will show it at your local Canadian Tire store.

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Whoops.

Anyway don't expect much from the stars in the preseason my young apprentice. The established players are just messing around out there. Guys like Raymond and Bolland who are new and/or trying to fight on to the team are the ones who actually try.

Kadri did this? HAHAHAHAHAH

Kadri didn't do that. Clarkson did when he grabbed Pageau's hat when he was tied up with Kadri. And don't forget, Pageau is lucky if he's 5'5 and 120 lbs

 

[paulster2626]

Kadri didn't do that. Clarkson did when he grabbed Pageau's hat when he was tied up with Kadri. And don't forget, Pageau is lucky if he's 5'5 and 120 lbs

So what's a Habs player doing on the mighty senators?

 

[StittsvilleJames]

So what's a Habs player doing on the mighty senators?

Learning what it's like to play with winners...

I haven't had as much fun watching hockey since the sens went to the finals, as I did last year watching the habs implode, and get beat up on the score and the fights. It was glorious.

And the answer the habs came up with was George "The Mighty Stache" Parros? LOL

I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

And FYI, Pageau is from Gatineau, which is part of Ottawa. The crappy french part, but still part of Ottawa (whether the Quebecois like it or not...)

 

[Homercidal]

Ok, even though Detroit lost yesterday, I got to watch some almost real hockey. It was a pretty good day.

Time to start planning the opening day food and drink menu.

 

[paulster2626]

What a mess last night in Tarranna! Surprised all of you Leafs-haters haven't chimed in yet.

"Kessel is a ***** - suspend him forever for his 2-hander lumberjack chops!"
"Clarkson is stupid - 10 games for him hahahahahah!"
"Carlyle is a terrible coach - he didn't put goon vs. goon on the ice!"
"The Leafs suck, they will lose yet again, 1967, Maple Laffs, Harold Ballard, you stupid fans should stop showing up until they are good again, herpedy derpety dee!"

The next time Toronto and Buffalo meet will be on November 15. And yours truly has tickets! Now spending an evening in America's Armpit doesn't seem so bad...

 

[paulster2626]

Ok, even though Detroit lost yesterday, I got to watch some almost real hockey. It was a pretty good day.

Time to start planning the opening day food and drink menu.

Ugh... for the last time, nobody cares about the Western Confer- oh, wait. Carry on, and welcome to the land of the meaningful my previously-forgotten friend!

 

[Homercidal]

Ugh... for the last time, nobody cares about the Western Confer- oh, wait. Carry on, and welcome to the land of the meaningful my previously-forgotten friend!

Ha ha!

I'll have you know that Toronto is now one of my favorite teams. Looking forward to seeing their ass kicked regularly. :rockin:

 

[MeatyPortion]

 

[paulster2626]

Imagine there's a place that isn't Toronto where thousands of people would show up to stand outside and watch a game with their friends. Oh what a wonderful world you might live in. Unfortunately you're stuck being a lesser human being, cheering for a lesser team of lesser importance with lesser awesomeness.

Greatest fans on earth. God bless 'em - good 'ol Ontario boys! And thats all I have to say. about. that!

 

[Homercidal]

Here is a hockey related craft I think the folks in Toronto could appreciate.

It's an origami hockey jersey!

It should be pretty easy for them, since they already know how to FOLD so well.

 

[Goofynewfie]

Toronto really dodged a bullet in the buffalo game, according to Kadri, Lupul held him back from leaving the bench to join the brawl. They are lucky because:
1. Kadri being suspended the same tame as clarkson and kessel would be a big hole to overcome
2. Given his history im surprised Lupul didnt get injured while restraining him

 

[MeatyPortion]

Here is a hockey related craft I think the folks in Toronto could appreciate.

It's an origami hockey jersey!

It should be pretty easy for them, since they already know how to FOLD so well.

 

[emjay]

Kessel gets 3 preseason games suspension, BFD.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

Kessel gets 3 preseason games suspension, BFD.

Joke of a suspension. Should have been at least 5 regular season games but no way the NHL wanted to have Clarkson and Kessel out.

 

[emjay]

Joke of a suspension. Should have been at least 5 regular season games but no way the NHL wanted to have Clarkson and Kessel out.

I'm okay with that.

 

[emjay]

Seriously though, Scott had no business trying to jump Kessel. Kessel can't realistically defend himself from a 6'8 neanderthal The rules pretty much allow Scott to do that but **** a team over for a guy who gets off the bench to do nothing. Because of the cap space, it pretty much guarantees we'll be without Franson for the duration of the suspension as well.

Clarkson should have stayed on the bench given the fact it's an automatic suspension, but the whole thing is bull****. The fact that Buffalo now has an advantage due to something they never should have started is unreal.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Kessel's a weenie for swinging his stick like that. Leafs suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frrFsXdhKZ8#t=305

 

[MeatyPortion]

Oh, and here's some advice for hockey players courtesy of the guys at CagePotato: Power Play: Five MMA Techniques That Hockey Players Should Learn Before the 2013-14 Season

 

[smccarter]

Khabibulin is back with Chicago... I couldn't be happier, unless they brought Byfuglien back.

I'm a big fan of Khabi's. Really REALLY enjoyed watching him in Tampa. Thought that was a great team. I hated to see him leave Chicago and can't be happier that return.

I believe he's going to have a great season this year. Can't wait to watch him play with a good team in front of him again.

 

[paulster2626]

Here is a hockey related craft I think the folks in Toronto could appreciate.

It's an origami hockey jersey!

It should be pretty easy for them, since they already know how to FOLD so well.

You're off your game lately. Preseason mode I hope. You'd better step it up come Tuesday.

 

[paulster2626]

Khabibulin is back with Chicago... I couldn't be happier, unless they brought Byfuglien back.

I'm a big fan of Khabi's. Really REALLY enjoyed watching him in Tampa. Thought that was a great team. I hated to see him leave Chicago and can't be happier that return.

I believe he's going to have a great season this year. Can't wait to watch him play with a good team in front of him again.

Isn't he like 100 years old?

 

[Goofynewfie]

Khabibulin is done, Bryz would be a way better choice for backup. Unfortunately he would cost too much
Be careful he doesnt have vodka in the water bottle

 

[FlapjackAM]

Khabibulin is done, Bryz would be a way better choice for backup. Unfortunately he would cost too much
Be careful he doesnt have vodka in the water bottle

Nah he's a solid pick up for a back up. He has more than enough in the tank to fulfill that role. With the defensive core the Hawks have he just has to be decent. Would have liked to get him a tad cheaper but could be worse.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Everyone thought Emery would be worthless as a backup too.

 

[paulster2626]

Kessel's a weenie for swinging his stick like that. Leafs suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frrFsXdhKZ8#t=305

He has been suspended for 3 very important preseason games. Justice has been served!

 

[Homercidal]

Kessel should have gotten more for his slashes. Clarkson should have have stayed on the bench if he didn't want the AUTOMATIC NO RECOURSE DO NOT PASS GO suspension.

 

[emjay]

Everyone thought Emery would be worthless as a backup too.

Didn't Chicago let go of some random backup goalie named Hašek because Belfour didn't like him?