Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[Bulls Beers]

How long till they pull Luongo?

You mean Lebrongo...

 

[DakotaRules]

Both teams have played well. The B's just played better.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Ooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MeatyPortion]

This would be a close similarity but Keith Jarden is about a foot taller and Cape has more prison tats.

Cape's probably never been rapechoked either.

 

[Sweetchuck]

 

[MeatyPortion]

Both teams have played well. The B's just played better.

Vancouver played like ass.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can someone who isnt at a bar on their phone please post a nice gif of Nelson from te Simpsons saying' " heeeeaaa heaaa"

 

[emjay]

Both teams have played well. The B's just played better.

Canucks were lousy this game. Hate to say it, but they deserved to lose.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I'm soooooooooo happy for this team!!!!!!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Cape's probably never been rapechoked either.

Ah I dont know, I wouldn't put it past him. His decade in lock down isn't something he likes to talk about.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Vancouver is Shane Carwin when he fought Brock Lesnar. Owns in the first round and then gases and chokes.

 

[Bulls Beers]

The Bruins are gonna win the Stanley cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHoooo hooooo

 

[MeatyPortion]

Congratulations to the Bruins. They were by far the better team this series.

 

[DakotaRules]

Were bringing home the cup!

 

[paulthenurse]

Yippeee kiiyay mutta farka!!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Congratulations to the Bruins. They were by far the better team this series.

We need an invoice and a picture of you in your new shirt!

 

[Cape Brewing]

As Eric Cartman likes to say... "mmm. Your tears are so sweet!"

 

[SnallygasterBrewery]

Thomas, you've been incredible this series -- and the entire season, really. Well done, Boston! Woohoo!

 

[DakotaRules]

Time to celebrate good night!

 

[MeatyPortion]

We need an invoice and a picture of you in your new shirt!

Just ordered it off Amazon, it'll be here Saturday.

 

[emjay]

I love the warm reception Bettman always gets

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just ordered it off Amazon, it'll be here Saturday.

I hope it gives you a rash

 

[MeatyPortion]

I hope it gives you a rash

Only if I wear it as a diaper, which I might. Should I post pix of that?

 

[shecky]

Holy ****, I cannot believe it. I have vague memories of the '72 Cup. Been waiting a long fvcking time.

Thank you, Bruins, thank you.

 

[Beezy]

Thank god thats done with. Nice thing about hockey is the off-season is not long. Let's go Pens!

 

[Bulls Beers]

Sox won tonight. We are in first place....It's nice to be a Boston fan!!!!!!!!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Wow, already some Canuck choke pix.

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul where were you last night?

Work. The curse of the drinking class.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Herp derp

 

[MeatyPortion]

Holy ****, the riots begin: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti.../bc-stanley-cup-fans-post-game-7.html?ref=rss