Coincidence sucks. I asked SWMBO to get a beer for me. She returns with 3/4 of a pint and announces that my keg of Dan's Blue Ribbon CAP is dead. 9 days after carbing, how I barely knew thee. After I clean the keg out, I pour a glass of coffee stout. Oh, the gurgle of agony! I want to pour a glass of Alt, but I know that is on life support too. I have 3 beers in the pipeline but the closest one is at least two weeks out.