Dirty Homebrew Terms

[RichBrewer]

I think this thread applies...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?p=107733&posted=1#post107733

 

[the_bird]

Now that I think about it, EVERY piece of my lauter tun sounds kind of dirty. Just imagine:

"After I inflated my Rubber Maid, I had sex with her; now I've got to wash 'er."

 

[olllllo]

Adding Buffing the Corny because of this thread.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=11646

 

[the_bird]

"Dry hopping" sounds like something my high school girlfriend and I did a LOT of.

 

[markfish]

my primary has a "bad yeast" problem. any suggestions

 

[eastwood44mag]

Mouth siphoning?

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Wild yeast infection
Tap the keg
You can have too much head, but retention is a good thing
Ball locks might hurt a little
Replace and lube the O-rings
...AND...COCK ALE (Joy of Homebrewing, page 92)

 

[The Happy Mug]

Last time I was at the HBS, some lady came in and said she needed a bung plug-in. You tell me what that sounds like.

She was pretty good looking too. I considered volunteering...

 

[Sir Sudster]

Hey Happy Mug, its been awhile since I've read your poetic genius..
Bung Plug-in is poetic Man. shoulda volunteered....

 

[sudsmonkey]

What rhymes with " bung plug-in"?

 

[Ize]

What rhymes with " bung plug-in"?

I grabbed my (GF/SWMBO/Good-Looking Stranger) and we proceeded to Mash-In... ??





Ize

 

[sudsmonkey]

You're trying, and that's good. Hell, it's better than I could come up with.:cross:

 

[Ize]

Going for the whole "dirty term, yet rhyming" concept...

Failing miserably of course...

Bung Plug is a toughie.....


("My Tongue Dug"... is about all I came up with, but that's for a different board....)




Ize

 

[Sir Sudster]

What rhymes with " bung plug-in"?

A cold brew..as my tongue was a-nummin
had to revert to a bung plug-in.

 

[The Happy Mug]

All she was asking was for a bung plug-in;
I almost offered to give her a bung pluggin'

Easy rhyme to me
It's also what I thought I heard at first.

 

[sudsmonkey]

All she was asking was for a bung plug-in;
I almost offered to give her a bung pluggin'

Easy rhyme to me
It's also what I thought I heard at first.

Yeah, but you're the poet-laureate among us. I still recall the Epic Poem thread from months ago.

Sudster- Tongue was a-numbin ? The Mrs. must appreciate that one !

 

[Sir Sudster]

Sudster- Tongue was a-numbin ? The Mrs. must appreciate that one !

Hey, as long as I have a face..she has a place to sit.

Need I say more?