Daaaas Boot Challenge!!!!!!!

[motobrewer]

lol I love my Boot. I love to drink beer. I love to brew beer, now i am a newbie! I love to go out and meet people who also love to drink beer. I love to show off the fact that i can chug the beer out of my 2 liter boot in under 4 min. Does this make me a god , NO i am but a man, a man though who loves his beer. so do not judge me!!!! as i too wake up with a hang over sometimes just like the person drinking next to me from the previous night of who's name i do not remember ..... o well ... never the less , i do not digress. i love beer do not judge me , and my friends .... life is always a competition! thank you much love from the Brew Dat Nation!

this is the best post i have ever seen in my entire life.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Everybody judges people. To think other wise is to be dumb. I am judging you, Meaty, and everyone else all the time.

And no offense, I have crazy respect for those serving our country in any way, but that doesn't mean that some of them are complete idiots, or criminals, or world changers, or saints, or murderers, or any other descriptor. Just because you deserve respect, doesn't mean you can't be an idiot.

When I see someone binge drinking from a boot while simultaneously chuggin SoCo, you best be sure I am judging the crap out of them. Every time.

Also, Jägermeister is awesome chugged, slammed, sipped, and everything in between. It is most definitely enjoyed both ways in Germany too. By the young and the old.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Down here in Bama, we use the bacon grease for gravy & for greasing the pan for biscuts.

Or for eggs. I love bacon grease, eggs, pepper and toast.

Oh, and bacon of course.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Everybody judges people. To think other wise is to be dumb. I am judging you, Meaty, and everyone else all the time.

And no offense, I have crazy respect for those serving our country in any way, but that doesn't mean that some of them are complete idiots, or criminals, or world changers, or saints, or murderers, or any other descriptor. Just because you deserve respect, doesn't mean you can't be an idiot.

When I see someone binge drinking from a boot while simultaneously chuggin SoCo, you best be sure I am judging the crap out of them. Every time.

Also, Jägermeister is awesome chugged, slammed, sipped, and everything in between. It is most definitely enjoyed both ways in Germany too. By the young and the old.

I'm getting judged for loving bacon? Aw man...

 

[motobrewer]

when i was in germany, i sat down in a booth next to my german buddy. suddenly this older dude comes stumbling by and slams down in the booth next to me. he starts babbling in german, i keep nodding and smiling, finally he gets up and walks away, but leaves his drink.

my buddy leans over to me and says, don't touch that, it's drugged.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I'm getting judged for loving bacon? Aw man...

Definitely.






Judged to be awesome :rockin:

 

[MeatyPortion]

Definitely.






Judged to be awesome :rockin:

Then I must raise my drink in a toast.

 

[knightbeer39]

Holy Crap. That's awesome.

mod edit- photo removed. Keep general forums safe for work! Put "iffy" pictures in Drunken ramblings.

 

[Airborneguy]

this is the best post i have ever seen in my entire life.

I've read that post your quoted like 5 times. Doesn't it have a sort of poetry to it? Like a musical flow? lol... I wonder if he was going for that on purpose.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Have I mentioned that I love bacon? And bacon covered naked hot chicks, well that's just about the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. It brought a tear to my eye, a tickle in my loins and a rumblin' in my belly!

 

[TheMan]

Chocolate covered bacon...deceptively delicious.

 

[brewagentjay]

A bacon boot might fit this thread a little better.

 

[brewagentjay]

Everybody judges people. To think other wise is to be dumb. I am judging you, Meaty, and everyone else all the time.

And no offense, I have crazy respect for those serving our country in any way, but that doesn't mean that some of them are complete idiots, or criminals, or world changers, or saints, or murderers, or any other descriptor. Just because you deserve respect, doesn't mean you can't be an idiot.

When I see someone binge drinking from a boot while simultaneously chuggin SoCo, you best be sure I am judging the crap out of them. Every time.

Also, Jägermeister is awesome chugged, slammed, sipped, and everything in between. It is most definitely enjoyed both ways in Germany too. By the young and the old.

Your right to a degree I guess, but some people like to convince themselves they are above others or that their **** don't stink. That is what I was getting at.

:rockin: Bacon

 

[motobrewer]

I've read that post your quoted like 5 times. Doesn't it have a sort of poetry to it? Like a musical flow? lol... I wonder if he was going for that on purpose.

read it in the melody of "o captain! my captain!"

 

[Sigafoos]

I keep reading the post title as 'that means it's time for a red light challeeeeeeeeeenge!'

 

[brewagentjay]

I keep reading the post title as 'that means it's time for a red light challeeeeeeeeeenge!'

what part of buffalo?

 

[MetallHed]

this thread is still going on? sweet jeezus.. when will the pecker measuring cease..

:facepalm


.... i too.... love bacon....

 

[homebrewer_99]

Except for the French.... well maybe better said Parisians. They are just rude nasty people.

I never encountered that problem either, but the way I remember the saying was, "The French don't like anyone and the Parisians don't like the French."

The history of Paris started when the Parisii tribe lived on the island in the Seine where Notre Dame is located.

Same start for the Romans...a lot of people don't know that the Romans weren't Italian.

 

[RDWHAHB]

A bacon boot might fit this thread a little better.

I love bacon, but a bacon boat? That just seems dangerous. It would be delicious before the watery death part though.

 

[brewagentjay]

I love bacon, but a bacon boat? That just seems dangerous. It would be delicious before the watery death part though.

Boot.........not boat..........You need to share that homebrew you been drinking....:rockin:

 

[FromZwolle]

I love bacon, but a bacon boat? That just seems dangerous. It would be delicious before the watery death part though.

if you've gotta go down, you might as well be greasy at the time.

 

[RDWHAHB]

As a general rule, I find less grease is better when going down. But I digress.

 

[Mose]

Anyone try pouring pancake batter over the bacon cooking in the skillet and cook the bacon into the pancake? I plan to ride the crazy bacon boat this weekend.

Oh yeah, that bacon mug is the best picture I've seen all week.

I've done a lot of idiot hearding and continue to do it, and I've figured out that everyone is an idiot, was an idiot at sometime, or will be an idiot in the near future, including me (shocking, I know).

The above is true for people being rude, with the exception of grandmothers and grandfathers, because when you get that old you can say whatever you want and nobody can say otherwise, especially if you can cook some mean bacon and biscuits.

 

[homebrewer_99]

homebrew_99, Again I called you out for acting like self righteous prick. So let me address your questions. Yes I have been outside alabama just a little bit.

You can try to act innocent but basically you choose to judge an entire group of americans by how they choose to drink a specific liquor. I'm not sure your age. There is a good portion of those "younger americans" serving their country so you can have this self righteous opinions and judgements. As a Marine, we might go on a drinking binge here and there. We work hard and we play hard.

Next, you used the fact that I from Alabama to pass another judgement. In your latest posts you had to mention 35 countries you visited. Does any of that make you better than some construction worker who has never left his home town, but works hard day in and day out to provide for his family? No! Not just No but HELL No!

BTW: You were a young american at some point in your life.

Next time you are in Germany let me know, perhaps I can buy you a Turbojäger. Oh yes they do drink it the same way we do. Maybe not in your day, but times they always change.

OK, Jarhead...you don't know a damned thing about me so listen up because I don't want to repeat myself...I've earned the right to be self-righteous, opinionated and judgemental!:rockin:

I just retired (in June) with 36 years, 9 months and a couple of days of Federal service to this country. I was Active Army in Artillery (I worked on the M102, M114, and M198 Towed, M109 and M110 Self-Propelled Howitzers) for 7 years (1972-1980 and no, I did not go to 'Nam).

I have been to every Army, fort, base, camp, station and US Kaserne in the US, Germany, Italy and Korea...many more than once and several MANY, MANY times. Unfortunately, none in SWA because I've been training my 4 replacements for the past 2 years.

I spent a minimum of 15 weeks (many more over 20 weeks) a year on the road supporting the soldiers.

Sure I was young once. I joined the Army at 17 when the draft was still on. Afterwards I spent almost 30 years as a Department of the Army Civilian. I was a GS-12 (equivilant rank of Major) from 1996 to retirement.

I know everything there is to know about every small arms the Army has. I worked in Direct Support as a Small Arms Repairer and Inspector for 5 years and supported them for another 20 plus.

I've worked and taught soldiers and civilians on every towed artillery piece up to the triple 7. But I have performed M777 modifications at Forts Lewis and Sill as well as Goose Creek.

My last job (6+ years), I was the Equipment Specialist for the Paladin, M109A6 155mm Self-Propelled Howitzer. I've been to Anniston Army Depot, AL at least a dozen times on the Paladin program, as well as modifying the 120mm Mortars. I also did this Germany and Korea while working the Paladin. I was responsible for all the technical actions for the howitzer to include provisioning, maintenance, writing and updating the TMs, applying modifications. Whenever soldiers or civilians had a problem in the field I was the person they would call. I went to Korean every year for the last 6 years to teach the Paladin Digital Fire Control System to civilians and mechanics.

The 9 years I spent in Germany were for our collective Uncle. While there I did two tours in Kosovo as an Armament Logistics Assitance Representative (LAR). I was NOT A CONTRACTOR!!!! . I supported all the weapons systems in theater, including the Kiowa and Apache 50 cal and rocket pods.

There's more, but why go one...this isn't a job interview. I know a person of my experience can't be made in 5, 10, or even 20 years. :rockin: Yes, I am well aware of worth to this country.

The funny thing is that if I ever wanted to return (back to work) I could go to almost any country in the world because our military weapons are there.
Here's something to wash down that humble pie...
At Ease!! Semper Fidelis!

 

[RDWHAHB]

Translation: get off my lawn.

 

[motobrewer]

Translation: get off my lawn.

lol

 

[MeatyPortion]

Yes, that's all well and good homebrewer 99, but I saw no references to bacon; therefore, I bid you good day, Sir.


*struts out of room, turns*

Good day.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Sorry....


I LIKE BACON!!!!

Put it in a boot...to go...:rockin:

 

[MeatyPortion]

Ok, I guess everything is kosher then.




Waitasecond...

 

[bad coffee]

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/category/bacon_candy_bars