Complain about your wife/girlfriend

[emiller0408]

My wife: Oh, you bought another AR15? Nice........I want a Walther P22 with laser sights.
Me: Noooooo problem, dear.
My wife: Maybe later, we'll get the paperwork done and get a suppressor to go with it.
Me: Sounds like a winner.
My wife: Great! Lets go to Taco Mac's and have some good beers.
Me: <Sniff> I love you.

Me: I'm gonna go play Xbox.
Wife: what? I thought we were watching dancing with the stars?
Me: that show stinks.
Wife: you used to watch it with me.
Me: that's when I was still trying to get in your pants.
Wife: whatever.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

My wife was terrible. Too many complaints to list. So I threw him out.

 

[jmendez29]

My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job.

 

[Whattawort]

My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job.

Sounds like she's just not that into you.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

My wife makes grilled cheese too often. Sometimes, I'd rather have a real meal.

Wow. Don't hear that one very often.

 

[ReverseApacheMaster]

She wants to drink all the lambic. I don't want to share that much because it's delicious.

 

[jmendez29]

Sounds like she's just not that into you.

I see how you could get that, but her mom complains about the same thing. She even calls me to get ahold of her sometimes. I just don't see the point of owning a cellphone if you aren't going to acknowledge its existence.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

My wife was terrible. Too many complaints to list. So I threw him out.

Bwahahaha At least he brought donuts home

My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job.

My pet peeve with my wife is similar to this. She never answers her phone! We can be texting and when I get tired of texting and just call, she doesn't answer? Really??? the phone is in your hand! you are sending me a text!!! You can't answer it?!?!?!

Wow. Don't hear that one very often.

This means something different in this thread

 

[stamandster]

Just wait until the woman you complain about find this thread. Then you'll be complaining that you're sleeping on your sofa.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

My wife likes to watch bad Lifetime movies and call out "oh my God its so bad! I love it so much!"

 

[jmendez29]

Just wait until the woman you complain about find this thread. Then you'll be complaining that you're sleeping on your sofa.

I used to complain to her about it a bunch, so she knows. She just doesn't change. I just stopped calling her. Funny part is, I don't think she even noticed. Meh, whatever. After all the other crazy chicks I've dated, if this is the worst I have to complain about after almost three years, I've got it pretty good. I make sure I remember that.

 

[sonofgrok]

My wife getting home from the brewstore for me "Hey honey, I remember you saying something about needing a new kettle thermometer so I picked up one of those up for you too even though it wasn't on your list".

So annoying.

 

[emiller0408]

My wife getting home from the brewstore for me "Hey honey, I remember you saying something about needing a new kettle thermometer so I picked up one of those up for you too even though it wasn't on your list".

So annoying.

U guys suck.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

She walks slowly. Sooooooooo slowly. Instead of speeding up when we walk together, she makes me slow down. I hate it.

 

[gizmodog51]

bought the ol' lady a day care in 04.
fooking place has been a bum run ever since!!
i pour 8-12K a year into the effin place so she can boast that she is a private business owner and is anchored to a failing business while i want to travel and enjoy life..hey any single wimmen out there?LOL......now you know why I BREW!! fook:rockin:'em

GD51

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job.

I don't think her phone was in her purse and I expect she really wanted you to keep calling.

 

[gizmodog51]

Bwahahaha At least he brought donuts home


My pet peeve with my wife is similar to this. She never answers her phone! We can be texting and when I get tired of texting and just call, she doesn't answer? Really??? the phone is in your hand! you are sending me a text!!! You can't answer it?!?!?!


This means something different in this thread

fooking "A", mine does the same never answers the phone until the 4th call kinda makes ya wonder if shes giving some sugar to jody!
ain't married life grand?
GD51

 

[Punity]

Is it bad I don't answer my phone at all and judge if I should call back by if you leave a voicemail

 

[Punity]

fooking "A", mine does the same never answers the phone until the 4th call kinda makes ya wonder if shes giving some sugar to jody!
ain't married life grand?
GD51

F***in Jody

 

[emiller0408]

Mine is late to everything....seriously. The last two times we've gone on vacation we've damn near missed our flights. Last week we showed up to the airport 20 mins before our flight left and had to run through security. Glad MKE has moving sidewalks now. I didn't speak to her the whole 2 hr flight.

 

[sonofgrok]

Mine just called to ask if I wanted her to pick up any booze on the way home from work. What a B!#$%

 

[BassBeer]

My wife's freaking awesome, but can be a stubborn b!#%h sometimes. Anyone else?

Yesterday she was nagging about me taking a break from drinking. I drink ONE beer a night after work 4-5 nights a week.

When she drinks (all my dank beer mind you) she almost always has enough to get drunk. So it's not every night, but she can never only have one.

Super annoying! I've found some academic resources citing the positive health benefits of having a drink a night... hopefully that'll shut her up

 

[porcupine73]

Mine refuses to acknowledge that I exist and when directly questioned about our relationship said "what's your name again?". wtf?

 

[Krovitz]

Sonofgrok you depressing bastard. I hope you and your wife get in a car accident. Nothing serious, but you both get really bad whiplash.

 

[skillzman1]

1)Put dinner on the stove...go up stairs and do her hair...turns the stove off when the smoke alarm goes off...scrapes the food outa the pan and puts it on the table...smelling like charcoal...on the upside,this is how I know when the smoke alarm needs new batteries!LOL
2)Never puts more than $20 gas in the car...usually drives mine empty when I fill it.
3) thinks that being some place at 7:30 means leaving the house at 7:29

been married 20 yrs...it aint gonna change.....and yes I'd do it over again!

 

[kaconga]

My wife is awesome with all the beer stuff. But she loves fruit. If she goes shopping with me we will get more fruit than anything else. The problem is that she never eats all of it. And spoiled fruit means fruit flies. They are the bane of my brewing existence.

One other thing is she never puts egg shells in the trash. They are in cups or bowls or anything but the trash. Ever tried getting stuck on egg shell out of your favorite beer glass? It's like cement.

But she encourages me in all things brewing and is the best cook I have ever met. I wonder what bad thing she might say about me

 

[jerrodm]

+1 for her always being late. From six years in the Navy, I get cold sweats if I'm not five minutes early to anything, so I'm constantly pissed off whenever we have to go anywhere together. And when it's us plus our two boys (6 & 8), oh God save us. The little vein over my right eye is doing overtime, I can assure you.

 

[Punity]

I need a GF to complain about my wife is perfect

 

[Zuljin]

I have a lot of complaints about your wives and girlfriends. Namely, I aint getting anything off any of them. *******.

 

[weirdboy]

+1 for her always being late. From six years in the Navy, I get cold sweats if I'm not five minutes early to anything, so I'm constantly pissed off whenever we have to go anywhere together. And when it's us plus our two boys (6 & 8), oh God save us. The little vein over my right eye is doing overtime, I can assure you.

I have learned to always tell my wife any appointment or reservation we have is 30 minutes earlier than what it actually is, so that we get there somewhat on time.