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Awww....shucks. Thanks!

There's about a million donuts that were brought in for me today. If any of you end up near my office, swing by and have one. And then, to be real geeks, let's discuss a way to brew a beer that tastes like a donut.
 
I was going to celebrate buy brewing one of the Baron's wheat beers, but it turns out he delivers as well as Walker!

I'll find another way, Happy birthday!

:mug:
 
Being that it's the 10th anniversary of my 21st birthday, I think I might have a chug or two come quitting time.
 
Baron von BeeGee said:
Quit yer gripin'! It was immigrants day off yesterday (and since we're a country of immigrants...). You'll get the goods.

and get off my back, too. I offered to ship that rauch malt, even went to the PO to check how much it would cost, but you weren't willing to hand over your first born to pay the shipping to the frozen north.

what a punk.... go back and watch yer porn.

-walker

;)
 
Cheese, you and I 90% organized a beer swap many moons ago, but then things got back-burnered by your having a kid and my getting pulled into a very deep **** hole at work.

I'm pretty much out of my hole... you still got that kid? Maybe we can work the trade out again.

-walker
 
Walker-san said:
Cheese, you and I 90% organized a beer swap many moons ago, but then things got back-burnered by your having a kid and my getting pulled into a very deep **** hole at work.

I'm pretty much out of my hole... you still got that kid? Maybe we can work the trade out again.

-walker

So, what was it? You were going to send me a case of beer for my kid, right? Willing to up that to another case if I throw in the wife?

(On another Beerswap note: The guy who played Leon in the Budweiser commercials went on to pitch for a minor league baseball team in my town of Schaumburg, Illinois. This season he was traded to another team for 60 cases of Budweiser.)
 
Cheesefood said:
So, what was it? You were going to send me a case of beer for my kid, right? Willing to up that to another case if I throw in the wife?

There are 101 jokes I could make here, but I'll pass. I'm sick right now and don't have the energy to drag your wife's name through the mud. For christ's sake, she's a saint for marrying and putting up with you.

-walker
 
Walker-san said:
For christ's sake, she's a saint for marrying and putting up with you.

Quite the opposite. She's Catholic, and it's penance for past and future sins. By putting up with me, she's guaranteeing herself a spot in the Hereafter. And to sweeten the deal, she knows that my Heathen ass will be burning in hell, so she can get herself a good man in the afterlife. One that's not fat, balding and gassy.
 
My pastoral advice is to take the rest of the day off for a spirit filled retreat, considering your past and the road ahead. In other words, skip out of work after lunch, go get looped, so tomorrow you will regret all you drank and swear not to do it again.
 
Brewpastor said:
My pastoral advice is to take the rest of the day off for a spirit filled retreat, considering your past and the road ahead. In other words, skip out of work after lunch, go get looped, so tomorrow you will regret all you drank and swear not to do it again.

:rockin:

I love that we have our own Pastor here, you ALWAYS know just the right thing... :D




Ize
 
Cheesefood said:
Being that it's the 10th anniversary of my 21st birthday, I think I might have a chug or two come quitting time.


Oh man now you're makin me feel old. I've been legal for 24+ years now. then again I was of legal drinking age at 18:)

Oh and hope you had a good one!
 
ablrbrau said:
Oh man now you're makin me feel old. I've been legal for 24+ years now. then again I was of legal drinking age at 18:)

Oh and hope you had a good one!

I'm 27.

:D
 
I literally had to put down my lunch after viewing your latest avatar. :eek: If that doesn't help some of us stay on a diet, nothing will. GB Chessefood's avatars!:rockin:
 
pitt100 said:
I literally had to put down my lunch after viewing your latest avatar. :eek: If that doesn't help some of us stay on a diet, nothing will. GB Chessefood's avatars!:rockin:

Of course dummy me had to check it out after reading pitt's post. Cheese what in God's name are you trying to do? EEEEEWWWWW!
 
Damn, I didn't see this until today and I work in S'burg! Free donuts! :mad:

Oh, well... hope you had a good one. And just think - Cinco de Drinko is tomorrow, May 5th! :ban: :mug:
 
Happy Birthday Cheese,

I see your taste in women is maturing as you get older!

Is that your foot I see under her midriff fold? :D

BrewStef
 
I think that's Cheese himself, having a "ton of fun"

Man, I'm sorry I missed your B-day. I haven't been on for a while. I hope you got everything you wanted (and by that, I mean the two hotties in your previous avatar)
 
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