Caught in the Act

[Brew_Force]

After drinking one too many Arrogant Bastards, I decided that instead of heading for the bathroom, I'd just stumble into the garage and pee into one of my keggles. SWMBO caught me mid pee, and told me she'd never never drink my beer again.

More for me, I guess...

Anyone else pee into their HLT?

 

[rycov]

haha. thats funny as ****. why the **** did you pee in your keggle? this made me lol

 

[Batinse]

Er, in short: no.

 

[rycov]

oh yeah. also no.

 

[dunnright00]

No, that's why I have a sink in the garage...duh!

 

[Brew_Force]

haha. thats funny as ****. why the **** did you pee in your keggle? this made me lol

It seemed like an alright idea at the time I thought about telling SWMBO that she had finally discovered the secret to my light lagers, but realized all too soon after the bathroom lecture she gave me, that that probably wasn't a good idea.

 

[rycov]

you should pee in your kegerator now. you know, to even out your system

 

[shuckit]

I pee in my basement sink, but I don't make beer in there...

 

[Brew_Force]

you should pee in your kegerator now. you know, to even out your system

I should work on counter pressure filling an entire keg with pee, for unwanted guests and whatnot!

 

[Batinse]

What is wrong with the damn grass? Fercrissakes, people. Why do you want to collect and store your own urine?

 

[Batinse]

Golden ages?By Cutter Wood (Harper's Magazine)

 

[funkadelicturkey]

you were making BMC in you HLT and got caught?

 

[DMartin]

What is wrong with the damn grass? Fercrissakes, people. Why do you want to collect and store your own urine?

...

Because it's sterile, and I like the taste!

 

[jgln]

Hello Brew Force, I am a therapist and I think I can help you with your fear of bathrooms. Here is my number, call me.

867-5309

 

[beersteiner2345]

Oh my God this is the best drunken post ever. This is something I can see me doing. lol

That said, I would go outside to pee... but my next garage will have a built in urinal.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Note to self: NO beer swaps with Brew Force!

 

[Airborneguy]

The Admin needs to put a note in this guys signature which cannot be removed to ensure that no one swaps with him.

 

[Homercidal]

Note to self: NO beer swaps with Brew Force!

Ditto!

BrewForce is now on the NON-APPROVED list.

 

[kosmokramer]

When i lived in the barracks i woke up and peed into my roomates lettice drawer in the fridge... drunken pee stories are always funny

 

[slomo]

Buddy of mine was so drunk one night that he had passed out in his lazy boy. I was sleeping on his couch and in the middle of the night woke up to him peeing in the middle of the living room. Once he was done he went back to bed in the lazy boy. The next morning I told him what I had witnessed, and he said that he thought that he was outside peeing.

 

[Wolfhound180]

When i lived in the barracks i woke up and peed into my roomates lettice drawer in the fridge... drunken pee stories are always funny

You weren't by chance stationed at camp Pendleton were you? My room mate did the same damn thing.

 

[Airborneguy]

When i lived in the barracks i woke up and peed into my roomates lettice drawer in the fridge... drunken pee stories are always funny

When I went to Kosovo the first time, the SGM took one of our guys as his driver to go to a "party" at one of the SF team houses we were supporting. My boy got so drunk, he peed on the SGM's uniform which was on the floor next to his bunk.

The next day, my friend dug the best fighting position I've ever seen, 5.5 feet deep and almost 10 feet wide. For the rest of the deployment, we used it as a burn pit. Anyone who's ever dug a fighting position should know how much fun my friend had that day

 

[maffewl]

Don't think I'll be trying any of your Bud clones...

 

[Brew-Happy]

There is a reason God put shrubs and small trees on the ground.

As for me, I have a second bathroom. lol

 

[DangerRoss]

Speaking of drunken pee stories, my brother while in the military on leave in Germany got REAL drunk and pissed all over his white macbook laptop! He tried to pass it off as water damage. They didn't believe him. haha

 

[Barnzy02]

My friends aren't allowed to sleepover my house.

One of them pissed on my girlfriend's best friend, the other pissed all over the couch ... my friends are not housebroken, apparently.

 

[Swifty]

I was in a friend's diner and we were trashed (right?). I woke up in the middle of the night and lost my way to the restroom. I did find some sort of produce tote in the basement (where i was walking in eight foot circles trying to find the door) and i pissed for what seemed like hours right there in that tote.

I did return before anyone had a chance to have lettice that was sprinkled with Swifty Essince and threw the contents away. I didnt understand drunken piss stories till then. How that i'm in the club i'm prosting the **** outta this thread!

Posted from a phone 4 beers in.

 

[DangerRoss]

Posted from a phone 4 beers in.

4 beers deep by 9:30 am! I would say your well on your way to another drunken piss story!

 

[mikeysab]

I took a cab home from the city one night totally wasted, and broke. Had the cabbie stop by an ATM, but was so hammered I couldn't remember my pin. After trying for a couple minutes, the urge hit, so I peed in a waste paper basket in the bank. The cabbie called the cops and they were so nice to put me up for the night.

 

[Hellfish76]

Don't think I'll be trying any of your Bud clones...

At least it will have the authentic taste...