Brew Humor

[TeflonTom]

I thought it was a good pun, but my friends just rolled their eyes. Anyone else make bad brew jokes?

 

[seatazzz]

My eyes also rolled, but I also giggled out loud. Good one. Wort Its Weight in Gold is one I just thought of.

 

[bracconiere]

i'm glad you slid it into a grist?

 

[seatazzz]

I See the Sparge in Your Eyes....beautiful love song or horrible accident dirge?

 

[bracconiere]

so much for the sparge, time to relax and get bubbly!

 

[Jayjay1976]

Had a stuck sparge a while back.

With a lot of cursing I finally managed to run off enough wort to fill the fermenter...

Just barley dough.

 

[BrewZer]

Well, I find the whole brewing process remarkably full filling and draining, both at the same time. But my technique often goes against the grain. Still, once I get startered, I'm anxious to hop right to it. Major mistakes will make me boiling mad, but when it all comes to a head, I tip my cap to those who prefer to keg. I just can't handle that kind of pressure.

 

[bracconiere]

But my technique often goes against the grain.

Major mistakes will make me boiling mad, but when it all comes to a head,

sometimes i make cider and alco-pop too....

 

[seatazzz]

The Pipeline is Empty Blues....conversely could be The Pipeline is Full/I can't Brew Blues. Or My Grain Bins Are As Empty As Your Loveless Heart. Homebrewing can provide a LOT of sad song titles.

 

[Yesfan]

Well, I find the whole brewing process remarkably full filling and draining, both at the same time. But my technique often goes against the grain. Still, once I get startered, I'm anxious to hop right to it. Major mistakes will make me boiling mad, but when it all comes to a head, I tip my cap to those who prefer to keg. I just can't handle that kind of pressure.

Winner...........

 

[MaxStout]

Admiral At-Bar says:
It's a TRAPpist!

 

[bracconiere]

Grain Bins Are As Empty As Your Loveless Heart.

rest your grainless soul, i just got some homemalt deculmed and milled...was hoping to brew today, going to have to wait...and as far as humor goes, i put my fermenter in the fridge to cold crash....been in there for two days, just realized i forgot to plug it in!

 

[balrog]

Speaking of @bracconiere deculming, I think I just found a picture of him!

 

[bracconiere]

Speaking of @bracconiere deculming, I think I just found a picture of him!
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i've upgraded since those days! now i use something like this....

 

[balrog]

That’s way harder to lift up onto your shoulder

 

[bracconiere]

That’s way harder to lift up onto your shoulder

that maybe be true, but it makes clean up easier, all i have to do is attach a lawn vacuum bag to the exit vent to catch the chaff...

 

[shetc]