Big Lebowski quotes....

[Dude]

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"



EDIT: THREAD RULES: Please post only one quote at a time, don't go to your favorite Big Lebowski quote generator website and copy/paste them all in one post and ruin it for the rest of us.

 

[El Pistolero]

Trouble is everytime I watch the movie I have to drink white russians and by the time the movie's over I can't remember anything that's been said.

 

[Dude]

Trouble is everytime I watch the movie I have to drink white russians and by the time the movie's over I can't remember anything that's been said.

Amazing how that damn movie makes you crave a "caucasian", huh? :cross:

Oh yeah, a quote:

"Well, I still jerk off manually."

 

[El Pistolero]

Amazing how that damn movie makes you crave a "caucasian", huh? :cross:

I had never had one of those in my life till the first time I watched the movie...thought they were kind of girlie. Next thing I know I'm walking around the house all day in a robe and boxers with a white russian in my hand all the time. OK, who am I kidding, I already walked around in a robe and boxers all day...but I didn't used to always have a drink in my hand.

Oh yeah, a quote:
"Well, I still jerk off manually."

 

[Dude]

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

 

[Tony]

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you F@#$ a stranger in the ass!

 

[sudsmonkey]

" He treats objects like women, man !"

 

[Tony]

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

 

[dancingbarefoot]

Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

 

[rewster451]

"You want a toe dude, I can get you a toe. I'll get you a toe by... three o'clock. With nail polish."

 

[rewster451]

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

 

[BlightyBrewer]

"Nihilists! F&%k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Ah, the old caucasian....many have discovered the delights of a white russian through this marvel of a film. I find that I don't get a bad hangover after a night on the white russians...must be the cream....where's my robe...??

"I'm perfectly calm Dude"

"Calmer than you are"

 

[rewster451]

"He has issues man, real personal problems."

"You mean beyond passifism?"

Anybody ever play the game where you have to drink every time somebody says "dude" in this movie? I've never tried it, seems like suicide, but I've heard people do it.

"Dude, today's already the tenth."

"Far out."

 

[Dude]

Anybody ever play the game where you have to drink every time somebody says "Dude" in this movie? I've never tried it, seems like suicide, but I've heard people do it.

We did that once in Korea, drinking white russians. It wasn't pretty. We were sloshed by lunchtime and then got kicked out of the enlisted club because we were chalking up our hands and slapping the pool tables.
"******' Quintana... that creep can roll, man..."

 

[Tony]

I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even f#$%ing Jewish, man.

What the f#$% are you talkin' about?

Man, you're f#$%ing Polish Catholic...

What the f#$% are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia!Come on, Dude!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

And you know this!

Yeah, and five f#$%ing years ago you were divorced.

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her f#$%ing dog. Going to her f#$%ing synagogue. You're living in the f#$%ing past.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're ******* right I'm living in the f#$%ing past!

 

[rewster451]

F&$*ing dog has F&#*ing papers!

 

[Dude]

F&$*ing dog has F&#*ing papers!

LOL....I love that quote....."You mean coitus?"

 

[SwAMi75]

"Dude, today's already the tenth."

"Far out."

"So racially, he's pretty cool?"

 

[SwAMi75]

LOL....just noticed your new avatar, El P. Nice.

"You don't f#$% with de Jesus."

 

[BootYtRappeR]

I've never seen this movie!

 

[El Pistolero]

I've never seen this movie!

Then you need to get to the package store for some kaluha and vodka, swing by the grocery store for a quart of half-n-half, and go rent it. Remember to throw a drop cloth in front of your chair so you won't have to clean up all the caucasian you keep spitting out.

 

[Tony]

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron.

 

[SteveM]

GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!

 

[Tony]

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy f#$%in' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the f#$% up, Donny.

 

[SteveM]

I held off on the big one - the defining quote. Someone else take it.

 

[rewster451]

"No dude, that had not occurred to us."

"Complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-you's"

"Donny, you're out of your element!"

"Eight year-olds, dude."

"I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee."

"I am the walrus..."

 

[Dude]

"No dude, that had not occurred to us."

"Complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-you's"

"Donny, you're out of your element!"

"Eight year-olds, dude."

"I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee."

"I am the walrus..."

Rewster didn't read the rules.

 

[rewster451]

You're right, I didn't. But I didn't use a quote generator. Sorry guys.

 

[BlightyBrewer]

I just watched this movie again....Fu!$in 'A' man!

I was thinking about brewing a stout and calling it "As black as a black steer's tukos on a moonless prairie night"

 

[Tony]

Are they gonna hurt us Walter?

No Donny, these men are cowards.