Bicycle bottle opener

[ChshreCat]

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/swarm/nectar-and-elixir-seat-clamp-bottle-openers

Some of us like the simple things in life. Single speed bikes, PBR in a bottle, and fixed seat clamps.

 

[Mongrel]

Who needs a bottle opener for Session Black? Those are twist tops.

 

[Northcalais40]

I'm not trying to be cool or anything, but I can assure you that I can open a beer bottle anywhere, anytime with any tool, or with out any tools. Wine bottles too.

 

[SilentAutumn]

I think they're selling those things for $20-30 a piece. Ridiculous for a seat clamp and not worth the silly novelty. Never mind that you have to open your beer on its side.

A commenter on a another forum noted something to the effect of funny how they can carry a six pack in the back of their car but can't manage to put a bottle opener in there.

 

[bad coffee]

Cars have had built in openers for a lot of years.

 

[ChshreCat]

I think they're selling those things for $20-30 a piece. Ridiculous for a seat clamp and not worth the silly novelty. Never mind that you have to open your beer on its side.

Pfft, all you have to do is open the beer while cornering at a high rate of speed and it'll work just fine.

 

[Keith_Mahoney]

My ******* has one built into the frame.

 

[pnj]

My pedals make a great opener. So do many front sprockets. But when I'm on my bike, I'm usually in the woods and that means I carry my beer in cans.

 

[Dome555]

Wait. They're for serious? I'm familiar with the kickstarter site and know they're serious about what they do but this product has to be a joke that went too far.

 

[Pick]

Just what we need around here, a bunch of drunk bicyclists riding around, weaving in and out of traffic.

 

[sudsmcgee]

This is more fun http://www.google.com/m/url?client=...twIwAA&usg=AFQjCNE3ZpEc_asX8ff5Jrn2ayY2amckSw

 

[sweet_corn]

I use my time pedals. Works great. Also have the tuggnuts on my karate monkey. I guess the sprocket would work great. Mostly for MTBers after the ride.

 

[sudsmcgee]

I use my time pedals. Works great. Also have the tuggnuts on my karate monkey. I guess the sprocket would work great. Mostly for MTBers after the ride.

Same here, only eggbeaters.

 

[robbieo13]

i had older version of this a while back. fbm stem with bottle opener

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[Dome555]

On second thought... Where's this thing for Harleys? I'm generally craving a brew after a long ride, I find myself wanting water after bicycling. Please note the 'after' in that sentence, I love my beer and I love my bike but mixing the two is bad joojoo.

 

[bovineblitz]

I used to open bottles with my cell phone. Eventually it ate through most of the plastic at the mic and destroyed it, but I hated that phone anyways.

 

[iparks81]

ehh, kinda lame...and in most states (if not all) If your caught drinking and operating anything (other than your legs) you can get a DUI...stupid I agree, but its kinda like puting a bottle opener on your car.

 

[pnj]

unless something changed, in washington it's not illegal to drink and pedal a bike.

and drinking while riding is the best way to pedal. (with platforms not clipless, of course)