Best Star Trek Quotes

[jcoxen]

Forgot this one...

Sarek: My logic is uncertain where my son is concerned.

 

[hunter_le five]

"Tea. Early Grey. Hot."

Me, every time I make tea. Even if it's not Earl Grey.

Aah! Hellloooo computer!

I still think about this every time I switch over to my desktop and use a mouse.

 

[hunter_le five]

Also:

"SHUT UP WESELY!"

Perhaps the most important line ever uttered by JLP.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqsU-BY58w[/ame]

 

[Psylocide]

Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda

 

[am-fmbrewing]

Q to Worf: Microbrain. Growl for me, let me know you still care.

Kirk to Gillian Taylor: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outerspace.

Gorkon: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original klingon.

 

[WI_Wino]

Star Trek IV had some great ones

"Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels."

"Everybody remember where we parked"

 

[phug]

"These are not the droids you're looking for." -Capt. James Tiberius Kenobi.

Running away now

 

[gestyr]

"These are not the droids you're looking for." -Capt. James Tiberius Kenobi.

Running away now

AKA Gandalf

 

[Culinarytracker]

"If you cut me, do I not ... leak?" -Data

"Bleak"

 

[BigJack]

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)

 

[Rev2010]

"Tea. Early Grey. Hot."

Me, every time I make tea. Even if it's not Earl Grey. .

Ha, I do that too! Yet I say, in a Patrick Stewart accent, "Computa', tea, Earl Grey, hot"


Rev.

 

[afro_lou]

So Ive decided to call my Kottbusser Ale, FOUR LIGHTS!..

it makes perfect sense.. it has (Wheat, Pils, Oats, Honey.. and Molasses)

4 light sugars and a 5th dark sugar. .. even made a label!

YES!!!

With your permission, I'd love to brew that myself, with your wonderful artwork.

Well done!

 

[Mirilis]

I actually updated my label format.. i printed that one out and didnt really like a couple things about it. I will admit though the gray part i found on the internet somehwere.. it may be a tshirt or something.

 

[Rotor_Head]

"The road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think."

-CAPT Picard

 

[ibbones]

Q.." What must I do to prove to you I am mortal?"
Worf.. "Die!"

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

"Now this is a drink for a man." -- Scott

 

[Slow_Day]

Where all the green women at?

 

[unionrdr]

I always liked how Deforest Kelley (bones) complained of always having to find a different way to say," He's dead, Jim". And to our impatient moments in life," Mr Scott, we need some power up here or we're all dead"! " Give me a few minutes captain, we're pickin' up the pieces down here"! " We don't have a few minutes"! Or from The Wrath of Khan, " I've done far worse than kill you, admiral. I've hurt you...& I wish to go on...hurting you. I will leave you as you left ME, as you left HER. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet"! " KHAAAAN! KHAAAAN"!

 

[Homercidal]

Ha, I do that too! Yet I say, in a Patrick Stewart accent, "Computa', tea, Earl Grey, hot"


Rev.

LOL! Me too!

 

[Mirilis]

I must do it backwards... I usually go "Tea, Hot, Earl Grey"

 

[Homercidal]

I must do it backwards... I usually go "Tea, Hot, Earl Grey"

That is illogical...

 

[russell58]

Mr. Scott

I'm giving her all she's got.

Captain

 

[Rev2010]

I must do it backwards... I usually go "Tea, Hot, Earl Grey"

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM[/ame]

HA!


Rev.

 

[grrickar]

Kirk: What does God need with a starship?

McCoy: Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!

 

[Homercidal]

What does the USS Enterprise and a wad of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons!

 

[pmoneyismyfriend]

would this be an appropriate time for one of those colorful metaphors? (Spock to Kirk "Star Trek The Motion Picture")

 

[Mirilis]

what does the uss enterprise and a wad of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle uranus wiping out klingons!

lmfao

 

[Psylocide]

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks! - Lt. Jean Rasczak

 

[marckw]

 

[gratus fermentatio]

"One damned minute admiral." - Spock, ST4

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency." - The Doctor, STV

"Ah, quatrotriticale, I know it well. It was inwented by a little old lady outside Leningrad..." - Chekov, STOS