Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS) Mild
2.5 Gallons
Base Malt: 1.75 lbs Light Dry Malt Extract
Specialty Malts:
4 ozs Special B Malt
2 ozs Pale Chocolate Malt
Kettle Hops: 3/4 ounce Goldings (U.S. or UK)
Finishing hops: 1/4 ounce Goldings (U.S. or UK)
Yeast: 1/2 package of Danstar Nottingham
This beer will have an original gravity of approximately 1.032 and an ABV of around 3%. If your local home brewing supplier does not sell grains in sub-one pound increments, you are going to have to purchase a pound of the special B and pale chocolate malts. Hopefully, your wife owns a 12 quart or larger stock pot and a meat or candy thermometer.
In keeping with the KISS principle, you can crush the malt using a rolling pin (place it in a heavy gauge freezer bag). You can make grain steeping bags out of sections of old panty hose by tying a knot in one end, adding the crushed malt, and tying the other end.
Process
- Boil two gallons of water the night before you plan to brew (this water will be used after the boil to top off your batch)
- Clean and sanitize your Mr. Beer Keg and everything else that will touch your wort after it is cool
- Assuming that your wife owns a stock pot that holds at least 12 quarts, place the stock pot on the the stove and add 2 gallons of tap water (if she owns a larger stock pot, add 2.5 gallons of tap water)
- Bring the water up to 150F, kill the heat, add the bagged grains, and allow the grains to steep for 30 minutes
- Remove the bagged grains and carefully mix in the dry malt extract before applying heat to the pot
- After the wort comes to a boil, reduce the heat, and allow the wort to boil for 15 minutes before adding the kettle hops
- After boiling the wort an additional sixty minutes, kill the heat, add the finishing hops, cover the stock pot, and place it in a kitchen sink full of ice water
- Allow the wort to cool to room temperature before pouring it into the Mr. Beer Keg, toping off with the water that you boiled the night before, and pitching the yeast (you should have more water than you need)
Note: You can also make hop bags out of old panty hose. Using hop bags will reduce the bitterness level slightly.