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[Airborneguy]

There's no way in hell anyone has a palate that well developed. Who the hell knows what graphite tastes like anyway? Oh wait, I know, that weirdo kid we all went to school with who was always sticking things up his nose.

That said, come out wherever you are bro and defend yourself!

 

[BinghamtonEd]

I wonder who he is refering to when he says "we"... Does the guy write the reviews with his wife or something? Oh dear lord imagine the conversation those two have over breakfast.... "We crack the eggs and........"

Hahaha. For some reason, this makes me think of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. "It posts a review on beer advocate, or else it gets the hose again." I can totally see this guy looking like that character.

 

[GrogNerd]

Hahaha. For some reason, this makes me think of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. "It posts a review on beer advocate, or else it gets the hose again." I can totally see this guy looking like that character.

"do you wanna EFF me? I'd EFF me"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

There's no way in hell anyone has a palate that well developed. Who the hell knows what graphite tastes like anyway? Oh wait, I know, that weirdo kid we all went to school with who was always sticking things up his nose.

That said, come out wherever you are bro and defend yourself!

*raises hand* sigh

 

[GrogNerd]

*raises hand* sigh

i knew it!

 

[BinghamtonEd]

*raises hand* sigh

So, do you still shove weird things up your nose?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

occassionally I will shove batteries us there and shout "INFINITE ENERGY!" My wife hates that btw.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

All seriousness though Im a nervous guy and have been since I was a kid. I'll chew chopsticks, coffee stirrers, toothpics, pencils... whatever.

 

[BinghamtonEd]

Same here. I can still vividly remember chewing a pen in Mr. Venner's 6th grade science class and having it explode in my mouth, and having to go to the nurse with ink pouring out of my mouth and down the front of me. I was that kid.

Glad to know I'm in good company.