Batman

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I didn't read all of this thread and I won't. I have just one question:


What in the holy hell is this?

It's the Bat thread. Pull your undies up over your tights and read up.

 

[shecky]

Who knew that outgrowing my Batman phase at 8 years old would be a mistake later in life?

Excuse me now, I have to change. My Garanimals don't match. I'm wearing a zebra with an elephant. :cross:

 

[DeathBrewer]

Real men never outgrow Batman. His spirit dwells within us.

 

[DubbelDach]

OK, so.... The guy from accounting that discovered Wayne's identity in Dark Knight and almost went on television with it? There's speculation... from nerdly persons... that he may turn up as The Riddler in the next flick... Character name was "Coleman Reese" and was referred to in the movie as "Mr. Reese" > MisterReese > Mysteries. Just repeating speculation... (Yes, I know Riddler is traditionally called Edward Nigma > E. Nigma > Enigma.)

As far as Dent coming back... In the comics, he's been known to apparently die and come back. I'm thinking Long Halloween/Dark Victory... Been a while since I've read them though. They did go to lengths to establish him and frankly, killed off the wrong guy (in the can before Ledger died). I could see an unseen villian running a huge plot like in Dark Victory, and having it revealed in the 3rd act to be Harvey, operating from the shadows.

My $0.02

 

[DeathBrewer]

Well, again, I don't think they are "bringing people back from the dead" in these new movies. We saw him DEAD with his eyes wide open. And, if they want someone "operating from the shadows", they could still use the Joker.

I don't think Coleman Reese would be the Riddler, at least not the same actor, cuz...well...he's not that great an actor.

Can you tell I have strong feelings about this movie?

 

[imaguitargod]

Kal-el should stay in Metropolis where he is needed.

I dissagree. I think a Batman/Superman movie is needed. They always teem up in the comics so why not a movie.

The Riddler would probably suck. When did Michael Caine hint at that?

In an interview about 2 weeks ago.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Link please. And the superman/batman comics were LAME, that's why. Superman is pretty lame in general. Don't get me wrong, I like a good Superman movie, but there are some pretty conflicting major differences in the style of move/comic:

 

[Ceedubya]

Superman would totally kick the bats ass

 

[DeathBrewer]

Batman is smarter than Superman, but Superman can't be hurt...so yeah, I think you're probably right.

 

[Ceedubya]

Batman is smarter than Superman, but Superman can't be hurt...so yeah, I think you're probably right.

well thats dissapointing.... I was hoping to get you all riled up

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Batman is smarter than Superman, but Superman can't be hurt...so yeah, I think you're probably right.

Smarter? As a sidekick, Batman employs....let's see now. Yeah, Robin, and sometimes Batgirl, who is just the commissioner's spoiled daughter.

Superman? If he gets in a spot of bother he can always count on
Superdog (Krypto)
Supercat (Nutlicker)
Superhorse (Hestekuk)
SuperMONKEY!!! (Honestly!!!)
Supergirl (Super cousin or not, I'd tap it)
Superturtle (Not yet published)

 

[DeathBrewer]

Batman is definitely more intelligent. I'd also say he is more resourceful, but that depends on how you define the word. He has lots of money, lots of knowledge, lots of equipment, etc. but, of course, Superman has laser eyes, flight, interplanetary travel, etc.

I don't see what your list of associations has to do with intelligence.

 

[Ceedubya]

If they keep making this series of movies do you think they will bring Robin into the picture?

 

[DeathBrewer]

I hope not. But him and Superman should hook up and live happily ever after.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I don't see what your list of associations has to do with intelligence.

Only a ******* would pick a ghey boy and the commissioner's daughter as sidekicks. I thought that was obvious!

Ghey boy, Supermonkey.....come on!! A supermonkey can throw poop at the speed of light! Take THAT Brainiac!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

It's not his fault he fell into those associations. I associate with you, and people don't hold it against me.

 

[Ceedubya]

Only a ******* would pick a ghey boy and the commissioner's daughter as sidekicks. I thought that was obvious!

Ghey boy, Supermonkey.....come on!! A supermonkey can throw poop at the speed of light! Take THAT Brainiac!!

Yeah, but we all know the Supermonkeys true weaknes, he's a chronic masturbater.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

It's not his fault he fell into those associations. I associate with you, and people don't hold it against me.

Batman, the soon-to-be defrocked catholic priest of super heroes.

 

[DeathBrewer]

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

By the way, is anyone taking score of how many minorities I offended in about 3 posts?

 

[Ceedubya]

Only a ******* would pick a ghey boy and the commissioner's daughter as sidekicks. I thought that was obvious!

Ghey boy, Supermonkey.....come on!! A supermonkey can throw poop at the speed of light! Take THAT Brainiac!!

Super Monkey Poop Fight - Free Arcade & Classic Game from AddictingGames!

 

[Ceedubya]

Did that kill the thread, or are you guys busy playing Super Monkey Poo Fight?

 

[imaguitargod]

Yeah, but we all know the Supermonkeys true weaknes, he's a chronic masturbater.

Well, really, who isn't? :cross:

 

[schweaty]

I would like to see The Riddler and Catwoman.

I also wouldn't mind Harley Quinn if she was trying to break the Joker from Arkham. If they did Harley then Poison Ivy is a strong possibility as well.

 

[JohnnyO]

Here is a reason to have Yvonne Craig, BatGirl as your sidekick:

That suit did her justice.
I mean, damn.

 

[imaguitargod]

Bweebies!


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[Bedlam]

So I was reading a discussion about george clooneys nipples. . .

PEOPLE! What are you thinking?!

NINE pages of drivel and NO ONE has yet to discuss the OP's first sentence? C'mon, you ingrates. You know better than to make me waste valuable time skimming all this crap to learn more about Death's fetish for Clooney nips.

I so had my hopes up.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I didn't start the discussion, I was just reading it...

 

[imaguitargod]

Well, as long as we're talking nipples....I have long suspected that I have a thrid one. I've heard the only difinitive way to know if it is is to have the tissue examined which I don't have the money for. So, instead of three, I will just have to stick with having two genetic mutations.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Nothing quite like vestigial nipples.