Bachelor Party!!!!

[alemonkey]

One of my buds is getting married next month, so the bachelor party is tomorrow night. My wife is already pissed at me and it hasn't even started yet.

Now for the cool part - most of the guys coming to the party have very good taste in beer, so we all have high expectations. That's good, because the guy who's hosting it owns Platte Valley Brewery in Kearney. So, he's providing the beer, and it's damn good beer at that:rockin:

'm pretty fired up, needless to say. I'd better stock up on aspirin and orange juice!

 

[Glibbidy]

One of my buds is getting married next month, so the bachelor party is tomorrow night. My wife is already pissed at me and it hasn't even started yet.
'm pretty fired up, needless to say. I'd better stock up on aspirin and orange juice!

Aspirin and orange juice? What about the hookers and firetrucks?

 

[Cheesefood]

My wife is already pissed at me and it hasn't even started yet.

That's their way of saying "I love you. Not only do I love you, but I know where the scissors are and I know that you fall asleep first. Should you ever decide to humiliate me, I'll remove anything that touches another woman."

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

That's their way of saying "I love you. Not only do I love you, but I know where the scissors are and I know that you fall asleep first. Should you ever decide to humiliate me, I'll remove anything that touches another woman."

<sniff> I just realized how much my wife loves me, that's beautiful Cheese...

 

[david_42]

So, how do you brew without hands?

 

[Treekiller]

Very carefully?

 

[Beer Snob]

I remember my batch party..... vaugly....... ok, most of it is physical evidence. I still have the UW I was wearing..... torn to pieces...... it has instilled this knowledge in me that there is a God though. No really, cause of my batch party I can firmly and completely say that there is a God..... nobody had a camera or video. Not a soul.