Baby Makin'

[Curtis2010]

Yeah good point.

I've always been a spontaneous kind of person, so scheduled anything I enjoy can throw me off.

But at least I'm getting laid!!

Count yourself lucky, my step-daughter and step-daughter-in-law (?) are trying to get pregnant...no fun for them...just purely technical.

Imagine what you are going thru...without the sex. :-(

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Me and you, we're not friends anymore....

Ha.

 

[Homercidal]

Off schedule is the best. After 23 years we pretty much just do it at night at bedtime. Lately it's more nights than not.

But I don't have any baby making in the plans. It's just for fun and intimacy.

We never had problems conceiving, but a few friends had to work at it. In all cases everything went better once the woman started relaxing about it.

If it doesn't take after so many months of trying, you may want to have you guys checked out. It's possible that your swimmers are not swimming, and it's possible that she has a condition that does a great job of killing sperm on their way to the party. Not to scare you. It's fairly rare in either case.

 

[firerat]

Count yourself lucky, my step-daughter and step-daughter-in-law (?) are trying to get pregnant...no fun for them...just purely technical.

Imagine what you are going thru...without the sex. :-(

My sister is gay. Just got married in May.

My wife says to me I swear to God if you lesbian sister gets preggers before me, I'm gonna lose it.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

My wife says to me I swear to God if you lesbian sister gets preggers before me, I'm gonna lose it.

Ha. :rockin:

 

[firerat]

If it doesn't take after so many months of trying, you may want to have you guys checked out. It's possible that your swimmers are not swimming, and it's possible that she has a condition that does a great job of killing sperm on their way to the party. Not to scare you. It's fairly rare in either case.

Like I said, my mom works in fertility, so we have a whole timeline set if things don't take.

We just started this whole timing thing a few weeks ago.

If that doesn't work, then we start with tests.

I'm not exactly looking forward to spanking my monkey into a cup in an office where my mom works.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'm not exactly looking forward to spanking my monkey into a cup in an office where my mom works.

As opposed to all those years in her bathroom?

 

[firerat]

As opposed to all those years in her bathroom?

That's almost word for word what my wife said to me.

It was more like, "oh right, like this will be the first time a door has separated your mom from you waxing your carrot."

You can see why I married her.

 

[b-boy]

"oh right, like this will be the first time a door has separated your mom from you waxing your carrot."

 

[firerat]

You never spanked it in your parents bathroom?

 

[b-boy]

You never spanked it in your parents bathroom?

I've never 'waxed my carrot'. I like your wife's phraseology.

 

[Psylocide]

I've never 'waxed my carrot'. I like your wife's phraseology.

He forgot to mention that it's orange.

 

[firerat]

He forgot to mention that it's orange.

Dude I got that cleared up.

 

[estricklin]

I've been married now for 5 years and am finally ready to reproduce.

Which means a lot of hanky panky. Which I love.

However, this bangy dangy on a schedule stuff is going to drive me nuts. If you want to get sloppy, let's do it. But my life is schedules. Don;t make my sex life one too!!

Nothing will strip the passion out of some nookie like hearing about ovulation charts and temperatures.

Oh and the new thing, we can only do it once every 3 days so you guys can rebuild. Because you know one of the nurses at work had her 2nd kid that way.

I keep telling her, just shut up about it and let's get to work. But oh no, we have to discuss everything!!

I know poor me. What a horrible problem to have right?

Anyone else ever deal with this?

Reminds me of my ex-wife, somehow thought that having LESS sex when would help the speed of conception.........

Thew new wife is much better I'm happy to report.

The child support is very expensive though.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

The child support is very expensive though.

Can't be any worse than if you were still married.

I have no idea why they need half the sh!t she buys them. We have a storage tote full of kids shoes, and she's looking for a back to school pair. WTF woman!

 

[acarr160]

My wife is a nurse. Wait till she say 'hey honey! Get in here. It really thick mucus right now' Boy that's about as sexy as it gets.

 

[firerat]

My wife is a nurse. Wait till she say 'hey honey! Get in here. It really thick mucus right now' Boy that's about as sexy as it gets.

Yup, so is mine.

I have to remind her that I rarely know what the hell she's talking about as it is, but using medical terminology makes it that much worse.

 

[Roadliner]

my wife says to me i swear to god if you lesbian sister gets preggers before me, i'm gonna lose it.

lol

 

[WPStrassburg]

Oh and the new thing, we can only do it once every 3 days so you guys can rebuild. Because you know one of the nurses at work had her 2nd kid that way.

Mine tried this when we were trying for our second one.....

I informed her that obviously my carrot waxing didn't impact the creation of our first.

 

[Tin4]

I've been married now for 5 years and am finally ready to reproduce.

Which means a lot of hanky panky. Which I love.

However, this bangy dangy on a schedule stuff is going to drive me nuts. If you want to get sloppy, let's do it. But my life is schedules. Don;t make my sex life one too!!

Nothing will strip the passion out of some nookie like hearing about ovulation charts and temperatures.

Oh and the new thing, we can only do it once every 3 days so you guys can rebuild. Because you know one of the nurses at work had her 2nd kid that way.

I keep telling her, just shut up about it and let's get to work. But oh no, we have to discuss everything!!

I know poor me. What a horrible problem to have right?

Anyone else ever deal with this?

It took us 18 months to have our last one.

That ruined fun time for a couple months and set a difficult precedence about protection and birth control moving forward.

 

[firerat]

It took us 18 months to have our last one.

That ruined fun time for a couple months and set a difficult precedence about protection and birth control moving forward.

Great so I have something to look forward to.

 

[Tin4]

Great so I have something to look forward to.

Aside from a screaming **** monster out to ruin your life? Yes.

 

[Jaybird]

This thread is USELESS without picts! Baaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa

Carry on!

Jay

 

[firerat]

This thread is USELESS without picts! Baaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa

Carry on!

Jay

You sure you want to see that?

 

[Psylocide]

This thread is USELESS without picts! Baaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa

Carry on!

Jay

*Artist's rendering

 

[b-boy]

*Artist's rendering

OK - that freaked me out at first.

I thought that was a rat and a gerbil. I'm pretty tolerant, but I draw the line at interspecies diddling.

 

[Psylocide]

OK - that freaked me out at first.

I thought that was a rat and a gerbil. I'm pretty tolerant, but I draw the line at interspecies diddling.

Oh, so the B stands for Bigot then?

Got it. :cross:

 

[WhatsHoppening]

Tough time making babies? That's a problem I like to work on.

 

[Jaybird]

*Artist's rendering

TEARS! OMFG!

OK I am "kinda" glad I asked!'
Just kinda!

Cheers
Jay

 

[Rhumbline]

He forgot to mention that it's orange.

Cheeto's, they'll put a scare into you.