My D-i-L sent this to me.. can't help but laugh...
Following are 20 more ways that taking care of a toddler is like dealing with a drunk person. What would you add to this list?
No personal boundaries
Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells I OK! and keeps going
Poor decision making skills
Spontaneous vomiting
Speaks gibberish
Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
Cries for no apparent reason
Streaking (see #3)
Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
Short attention span
Argumentative
Poor short term memory
Zero inhibitions
Loses everything
Will pass out anywhere
One track mind
Demanding
Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
Runs into things that havent moved ever
One volume setting LOUD!
Following are 20 more ways that taking care of a toddler is like dealing with a drunk person. What would you add to this list?
No personal boundaries
Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells I OK! and keeps going
Poor decision making skills
Spontaneous vomiting
Speaks gibberish
Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
Cries for no apparent reason
Streaking (see #3)
Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
Short attention span
Argumentative
Poor short term memory
Zero inhibitions
Loses everything
Will pass out anywhere
One track mind
Demanding
Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
Runs into things that havent moved ever
One volume setting LOUD!