LOL at the torch thing. There will be residual gas pressure in the torch neck remaining after you close the valve and it sometimes takes a minute or so to wind down. Perfectly normal. The union (if you used an actual union) will allow you to rotate the elbow on the end to the proper position before you tighten the union completely. No need to over tighten the union nut. Good and snug is enough and this makes it easier to take apart. Yes, you can always shorten the pickup tube if need be. Hell, now that you know how to sweat the fittings, you can easily make whatever you want. If you don't like the way this one works, make another one that does. Might as well start shopping for a nice tool chest next. You've been hooked.