Airplane forced to turn around because...gross

[Qhrumphf]

For your daily disgusting moment:

This has me falling out of my chair laughing.

Someone apparently had mud butt bad enough on an airplane that THE PLANE HAD TO TURN AROUND.

Story here.

Edit: Ok, because of the URL and HBT's text filters I can't post that link. So this one: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...eturn-Heathrow-Airport-foul-odour-toilet.html

 

[neilpcraven]

Not sure if my favourite pun about this is "weapons of ass destruction" or "Bri**** Airlines"

EDIT: seems the filter doesnt like the second one but you can probably guess it's an anagram of 'tish'...

 

[Qhrumphf]

The first link (which one could figure out replacing the censored text in the url) said "your ass is a terrorist".

Also "your ass is going on the no fly list"

 

[neilpcraven]

Funny how you can write ass but not put it in a URL?

Test: Scunthorpe
Scunthorpe

 

[Qhrumphf]

Funny how you can write ass but not put it in a URL?

Test: Scunthorpe
Scunthorpe

See acronym of "tish". That word was in the URL and it broke the link.

Not important. Point is that someone needs to reconsider consuming dairy.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...PACK-spotting-unusual-form-X-ray-scanner.html

I think this is more disgusting.

 

[Rockn_M]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...PACK-spotting-unusual-form-X-ray-scanner.html

I think this is more disgusting.

What's wrong with people!

 

[Qhrumphf]

Hmmm...new meaning to the word "napsack"

 

[unionrdr]

it was me!!!

 

[SnakeRidge]

it was me!!!

You stinker you

 

[unionrdr]

Stinker just doesn't quite say it....

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Stanks on a plane" An on board ass end releases deadly secretions ...

 

[SnakeRidge]

"Stanks on a plane"

Would that be Crop Dusting?

New name for a beer:

Crop Duster

Tagline:

Sweet Lord, turn the plane around.

 

[m_c_zero]

Every time I've flown (mostly hungover from trips which involved a lot of drinking), I've always needed to rip ass but I've always held it in out for the sake of all the other passengers on board. Guess when you really got to go, you got to go.

 

[unionrdr]

Try eating mexican food in SoCal & then having a captive audience at 60,000 feet! Bathroom butt boogie fo sho! Bump bump bubbadum baaaa bumpbumpbump bubbadum...a lotta funky geek dusting!

 

[MaxStout]

Maybe the culprit was this guy.

 

[unionrdr]

Maybe the culprit was this guy.

Roflmao! That was great! When Steve went ta do his thang, he started the bathroom butt boogie! That's one of those guy thang stories that just gets better as it goes along. At the worst, you think it might just be a little shart. Then it turns into a brown 25 tsunami.

 

[MaxStout]

Then there's this **** story that made the rounds on the Internet several years ago.