Fished the bastard out with my finger, sent him on his merry way to the trash basket. He died happy, no qualms about it. Not a DAMN thing is gonna disrupt my Celebration, gotdammit.
Prost to you, ex-fly.
Prost to you, ex-fly.
A large fly just landed in my SN Celebration
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JetSmooth
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An Englishman, Irishman, and Scot sit down at a pub and each order a beer.
Once their pints are before them, a fly lands in each of their glasses.
The Englishman disdainfully pushes his pint aside and orders another one to replace it.
The Irishman fishes his fly out and proceeds to drink his beer as if nothing had happened.
The Scot springs into action; pulling the fly out of his beer and begins performing CPR and mouth to mouth on the insect. The crowd is impressed with this selfless display of compassion for even a small little creature until he shouts ... "SPIT IT OUT YE DAMNED WEE BASTARD!!"
Once their pints are before them, a fly lands in each of their glasses.
The Englishman disdainfully pushes his pint aside and orders another one to replace it.
The Irishman fishes his fly out and proceeds to drink his beer as if nothing had happened.
The Scot springs into action; pulling the fly out of his beer and begins performing CPR and mouth to mouth on the insect. The crowd is impressed with this selfless display of compassion for even a small little creature until he shouts ... "SPIT IT OUT YE DAMNED WEE BASTARD!!"
JebCkr
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HA!
One day, months if not years from now, I'll steal that joke from you and people will love me for it. Cheers
OP
OP
He was murdered!!!
But he was drunk, and it was self defense.
Shhh! Everyone will want one!
OP
OP
A fly in their beer?
Skarekrough
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This was written by me a bunch of years ago. I never expected it to make a "Best of" on there but sure enough while I was browsing some years later I came across it.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/98847227.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/98847227.html
Zul'jin
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You know flys poop when they die, right? And you both could use a pink fly swatter. They're the best color.
at least he had the nectar of the Gods before he went.
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