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I've been reading up on some old norse curses. Maybe one involving berserkers, the frenzied warriors who wore bearskins into battle. :D

I still say your view is better than mine, buddy.... I have to stare at that abomination every time I look downtown from work. I hope beyond hope that I get to see it collapse again. And yes, when they rebuild, some Bears trinkets will surely find their way into the grounds. ;)

Now THAT is fvcking awesome!!! As is the location of your office, great view!!

That almost brought a tear to my eye. For real. All sh¡t talking aside, there are not two more classy teams in all of sports and we could all go the rest of our lives without seeing another such amazing Finals matchup. Or two better organizations facing each other for a championship in any...

SO it wasn't his spleen? :D No, seriously, that dude is one tough customer. Glad he didn't have to suffer through a game 7. :mug: Now that's some funny sh¡t right there. They'd be great on the PK, I can just see li'l Danny now, covering his head and cowering as a shot gets t'd up at the...

Doesn't mean you're not an ******* though. Just sayin'. :D ^of course I'm just talkin' trash. You're alright man, and hey, both of us can now go wallow in the sh¡tpile that is Cubs and Red Sox nation all summer. Yeah, but they didn't do it with the grace of Sid the Kid.

You haven't gotten out much since you moved here, have you...? If OR is hipster Mecca, we're their Wailing Wall. And the winters.... WTF?!?! Seriously need to get outside more, homie :D

Must have. Gotta tell you though, it woulda been a lot easier to be a kid if the insults came from a guy like you. "You only have two friends" Haven't heard that gem since third grade. "You idiot" Hear that from my wife twice a day, try again. "Pump my gas", wtf does that even mean? Are you...

Yep, toadally. He faked the stitches too. Speaking of jokes, did you hear the one about Boston winning on home ice with under 1:30 to play? You really are the epitome of what NHL fans have come to view of east coast fans; a whiney, sh¡t talking little *****. Go you!! Keep whining and crying...

That's the Boston Strong speaking.

Listen to those fvckin' fans boo... whatta disgrace. The Bruins organization should be ashamed to host such asshatery every night.

Suck on that motherfvckers!!! CHICAGO STRONGER!!! Proof is in the pudding... and the diapers of boston fans everywhere.

:confused: I'm lookin' at one whining right there^..... I'm glad that you, too, are intelligent enough to call me an idiot, that makes two of you mental midgets today... and this one coming from the clown that needed an apology cuz his butt got hurt when I cracked a joke. What's next, we're...

I don't care who you're pullin' for, that was an amazing goal. And record f'n heat my balls, it's been hot in Chicago too. Check thy stadium homes.

Now time for some Jesus hockey. No, that's not a dig on hockey loving Christians, it's a dig on one of the worst arenas in which to play the game in the NHL. You Massholes ever heard of climate control? Jesus Christ on ice-skates.... :D

Touché, sir, touché. Still funny though.

And Penguins' players. :D

Found this and thought I'd share. My favorite so far is: It's funny cuz it's true. :ban:

Surely they made the trade with this in mind. Admittedly, I don't get to watch a ton of Leafs games, but Reimer has always appeared to be little more than a liability in net. Looks like a good deal for Toronto though, the last thing LA needs is another 3rd liner, they have 4 lines full of them.

Agreed. :mug: Whattabout the three guys on the Bruins (c'mon, you know who I mean), are we allowed to make "special" jokes about them?