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Bwaahahahaha! That'll learn her. Nahhhh, prolly not.

How do you think he got the infection that gave him the inspiration to do sour beers? :mug:

'Twas not really about pie as opposed to someone taking the internet way too seriously. And that seems to be the reason most threads end up locked.

Works for bees, too. You know, after hundreds of these threads, I think Creamy may FINALLY be onto something. :D Either that or hipster kids are just calm by nature. They're genetically/morally/socially superior to all others and they know this at birth, so they're too busy judging all the...

Dear Paul, We've considered your complaint, but have decided based on your history and the many complaints of sexual harassment from members of both sexes and several LGBT organizations that your word alone cannot be trusted. Regards, Human Resources Help Desk

Generally self-policed, but the occasional drunkard or foolish behavior gets out of hand and folks don't listen to the caution. Been locked overnight a few times, but it's been a good while and it's been a lot calmer since TKT dissolved for some reason. There was some serious cross-thread...

And you've come to this conclusion based on a place where people take themselves too seriously in a forum called "drunken ramblings and mindless musings"??? Color me confused. I simply told you where such a place existed. Take it or leave it. *shrug*

Good luck! If you ever get the itch to make a persimmon mead lemme know and I will save you the time by sending you a bottle of liquid tannin.

When you're a paid member, there is a place for this. It is the enema collection bucket that is the Taproom. Otherwise you have to take your chances with the pearl-factories in genpop.

And the best sushi restaurants in the world use fish not sourced locally. Doesn't do much for classifying your preference as a truism. Stop ordering seafood at Hooter's and classifying "Joe's Crab Shack" as a seafood place and you may find something you like that doesn't require an oceanfront...

You're right. "This Grog dude doesn't understand the meaning of a truism versus a terribly misguided opinion against fruit pies that was probably born from a lack of a good motherly influence in his childhood" Better?

Yes, because all that lobster, salmon, swordfish, and tuna is from the Chesapeake :rolleyes: These days I can get fresher seafood from just about anywhere in the world being near O'Hare airport than the vast majority of coastal areas of the US (except maybe one or 2 local seasonal catches)...

ewwwww. NOT

boogers, dirt, cat/dog poo, a crusty cooch or 2, and probably many other known pathogens...

So Grog does not believe in pie.

Must be a woman thing. :D My wife decided it would be a good idea to get up and go to the bathroom while her leg was DEAD asleep. Sprained her ankle and crashed to the floor like someone dropped an anvil. I don't think I've laughed that hard before or since. It's always funny to see her...

The only solution is to pull out the picture of the other woman (that you, of course, keep on you at all times), just to prove her wrong. HA!

Replace "nut" with "****" and try to answer that one again. Pretty sure one keg was hanging lower than the other. :D

It rubs the StarSan on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Ain't that the truth. Social dysfunctions and smart people go together like... oh look, a bird! What was I saying again? Troof.