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So, if someone tells you to die in a fire, there's actually a reasonable chance that happens?

... I'm just not even going to ask. None of my business.

Comes with the world's worst father-in-law. Who'll be moving in once his better half smartens up and kicks his ass out.

I'll bet you eight dollars (or a handy from Hoppy's mom, your choice) that "VideoKid" is one of Cape's aliases, trying to get someone to talk about his damn brewery again. WE GET IT. You gave Frank some money and he makes good beer!

*******, my legs are spectacular. You'd LOVE to see me in a miniskirt.

... there's a fine line between "Paulie's drunk again" and "I think Paulie's having a stroke." One of you guys want to make sure he's OK?

.. involuntary, but "vacation" none the less.

Tell me about it!

If there was a neck brace I'd swear it was Steve Grogan.

Ya got nipples, doncha know?

Stonecat Cafe out in the Finger Lakes serves poutine with hand-cut fries, cheese curds, and duck gravy. I'm getting an erection just thinking about it.

They shot the gorilla because they thought it was Paulie, and there's a bounty on his head.

Well, that's one more than you. And one more than me, granted, but I'm not the one making boat payments.

Little from column A, little from column B?

"Gashes" is such a great word. I mean, an axe wound WOULD explain all the bleeding.

Why'd the Boneyard get nuked? I haven't been in there in ages, was hardly ever anything worth looking at.

This seems more true than not.

"Has your lake thawed? I'd love to put my dock in it." There's no way this hasn't been used as a pickup line HUNDREDS of times in U.P. bars.

Serious question. Why are the Broncos not going harder after Ryan Fitzpatrick? By a pretty big margin (I think), he's the best veteran QB option. The team's obviously built to compete again next year, if they stay healthy. Fitzy was a superior QB last season to Manning, by a pretty good...