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Went to the Wayback Machine for that joke, didn't you?

Better than Floyd the Barber.

Oh, too bad. That's the day I'm supposed to get my ass hairs waxed. Maybe next year!

Seems smart to me. "Paul, what should I do?" and then don't do that.

Converted? He's cooking a whole hog over #2 fuel oil.

Meh. Run some dirt on it, ya pussy. EDIT: Just testing to see which words AREN'T being ******* censored.

I always assumed gangrene was... well, green.

Where's your friend with the trench digger? I'm sure he can do a quick amputation for you.

**** Piss **** **** ********** ************ Tits

Wait, what the ****? Are George Carlin's favorite words now being auto-corrected? This seems like a **** idea.

Who the **** puts the light on the outside of a bathroom door? Bar, restaurant, or a house, that's ****** design. Trying to drop a duece in there and you're scared the whole time someone's going to turn the lights out on you. I guarantee someone does that to Paulie every time he steps in there.

Uh, wut?

Eh, I don't know. There's a reason I don't go to Masstoberfest any more.

I'd pay five dollars for you to come hang out with us. I ain't paying five dollars and then having to go see Paulie.

I mean, I don't really care if you guys are jumping each other's bones or whatever, but can you slide this into your DMs so we don't have to read about it?

Only because they didn't pay the electric bill. But they'll have the cash next week - promise!

We had about 18" overnight, plus the 12" from yesterday. Light and fluffy, though, so it's now down to maybe 18".

At the very least, it makes the decision to go into that bright light a whole lot easier.

Will you ******** stop putting pictures of me online?