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Ohhhhhhhh..... I get this one at work all the time. IM comes in, "You have a minute for a question?" Well, you know what, I just did but now I'm all out of minutes because I just took the time to answer this. How do you feel about that, nutsack? Next time, just ask me the damn question and...

Looking back at the past, I can safely say that Corn Flakes don't stop a kid from playin with his peske. Ok.... so it was the past day, what's your point?

"DMX misses the good ole days. 'This is not where I want to be man,' DMX said." No **** man, that's why it is called jail. That's the way it is supposed to be!

Network geek... specializing in big enterprise networks using, wait for it, cisco products. Used to work for national ISPs until they all went bankrupt or ended up getting bought by phone companies. Also an EMT. And, because that's not enough, currently working on a BS/Biology and...

Wouldn't that just be the awesome? :D

To use a quote from jpsloan i saw in another thread: That is all.

I'm a n00b, but I can probably answer this pretty well: If you decide/need to use a secondary, you don't want a lot of headspace. Since fermentation should be pretty well complete before you rack, the yeast are not going to be producing CO2 and forcing the O2 out of the headspace like they...

You must have one heck of a Chiropractor. :)

A couple of thoughts: 1) It's a yeast strain. I suppose you could culture it and pitch it - but most women would rather treat it. 2) That's one tuna buffet I'm not going to be rushing out to feast at. 3) Within a few years this will be the latest fad delicacy in Japan. I can...

You know, a poll like this is sort of like asking Richard Pryor vs Eddie Murphy. Or, maybe Eddie Murphy vs Chris Rock. While their careers overlap(ped), both were funny in their own right and the first one paved the way for the 2nd one. I hear so many people in their 20's say, "I don't see...

It was a JOKE, or as you say "purely satirical."

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Start checking your credit card statement online if you can - daily. The second the charge hits, contest it. The sooner you get it the better.

<-- Looks at his Weight Watchers microwave lunch and suddenly feels woefully inadequate.

Both excellent beers. Back in 2001, some friends and I visited the Dupont brewery. We left Brussels after an early breakfast, and I seem to recall it was like 9am when we reached the brewery. There was a little pub across the street from the brewery - and I mean, little like it could be...

Holy Crap! I was going through my wine rack tonight making space for a couple of new bottles and I ran across this little gem! Cantillon Iris on Flickr - Photo Sharing! One of the first batch of "Iris." Cantillon has, since 1998, brewed one batch of this a year. A good friend of mine...

And now DP stands for "double pun" as opposed to whatever else it might mean. :D

... and Larry Flynt finds a new way to get a quick 15 minutes of media attention for some free advertising.

When I was a kid, green beer didn't dress or act like that...

And here I was thinking it was the bubbling foam. Doh. You know, that black, glass-top frigidare electric stove in my kitchen sure looks nice, but it doesn't work out real well at boiling large quantities of water. I miss having a gas stove. I'll have to try boiling two gallons of water...