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Fishing licenses are dumb. Who drives a fish?

Chris Martin falls into hole on stage during show in Australia Apparently, there’s a hole problem in Australia.

I had 2. Probably the most I've ever had since moving here.

I’m writing a new book. It’s about my basement. I really hope it hits the Best Cellar list.

I'd add another packet of yeast and let it go. Was your low gravity before the boil? Did you check the gravity after the boil before adding the DME?

Happy 50th! I hit 50 several years ago, and turned around. I’m 43 now, and next month, I turn 42.

That’s the best advice yet. Just make beer.

I feel the same way about dead Christmas trees. I’m a retired firefighter, and I’ve seen way too many dead trees lit the wrong way.

Maybe a light chocolate porter? Maybe you’ll start a new style…

Ohio officer attacked by inflatable pumpkin

Guy sits next to me on the train and says, “there’s a lot of psychopaths around here.” “Really?” I reply. “Yeah, loads. I love them.” 47 minutes of awkward silence follows until he gets off the train. As the train pulls out I see the man getting on his bicycle and I realize he meant cycle paths.

Anyone who puts ketchup on anything doesn't like the taste of what they're eating.

Damn, I missed it again.

‘Headspin hole’: Man develops scalp tumor after decades of breakdancing

Manager: "You were gone 8 hours to smoke?" Me: "It was a brisket."

I brew 10 gallon batches. My barleywine is only five gallons, but I don't do that often.

Try the regular wheat entertaining crackers. The reduced fat ones are also reduced entertaining.

You can keg it now, but I would recommend leaving it as is until about a week before the party. I always recommend keeping it in the fermenter for at least two weeks. Longer if you have the time. The yeast clean up off flavors after the main fermenting feast, resulting in better beer. IMO

Did you check the gravity? If you're slightly above expected FG, you could possibly transfer to the keg and pressure ferment the rest of the way. Also, do you have a spunding valve? (Edit - Just reread your post, answered my own question.)