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Mods. Re-name this thread please? :D

I poop standing up too. Usually somewhere between wherever I was when I realized I needed a poop, and the toilet.

I do the thinking for you. Not a day goes by when I don't think about you peeing on the toilet. No need to thank me.

She is a hybrid. I fill her full of gasoline and plug her into an electrical socket. When she is fully charged, I.....um.....Pee on her. Our sex is both electric and explosive. Please stop now......I get too easily carried away with my BS. :(

OK, I kid, I kid!!! Pauline is, indeed a filthy whore! In my imagination of course.

She's my wife, actually. :(

Peeing or not, I prefer to sit than stand if I can't lay down. So where peeing is concerned, I am a sitter simply because i haven't yet found a way to pee lying down unless, of course, I'm totally wasted. I only ever pee standing up if (A) I am p1ssing on a hobo.........(Because some kids...

I myself only look 2/3 my age. Plus another 2/3 for good measure.

Nope. It is the right thing to do. Bury the dead and rejoice their memory.

David Bowie?

There is crazy, and there is artful. My daughter is artful. :) I would not presume to classify myself, but I'll just throw out some random words for the hell of it. Handsome, debonair, handsome again, lysdexic, wunnerful.

Mine got her looks 50/50. Luckily, she got her personality from me, so she is not bat **** crazy. :)

OUCH!!! That one always hurts. I have a hot daughter. I know this, everyone else knows this. There are a million shades of awkward whenever I am asked to describe her. How the hell can a father explain that his baby is a total babe without being the perv of the century.

In recent years, I have become blind to the multitude of alternate spellings of just about any name. There are just too many of them to be bothered to keep up with. I blame Jimi.

Janice was a face-meets-hammer situation. Maybe some acne treatment would have helped, but if someone thinks she was hot? Hell yeah, perfect for the thread. That is what it's all about!!

Not just you. I just wouldn't want to go anywhere near a pair of fakes. I actually find them repulsive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pqO6tK8_Wg

Is that still going on? I'm starting to see the attraction.

A perfect post for this thread!!! I mean, I definitely would, but can easily see why some wouldn't. I'm hot for her, but let's face it.....She is no oil painting! ;) I was quite excited to see her get her kit off.

Persactly! It's only going to get better. I had half hoped that he would stay, and it would lead to a complete collapse of FIFA