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Hustler

Thin White Rope. The best thing to come out of the 80s... except for Molly Ringwald's crotch shot in the Breakfast Club.

blowout

Here is another hot tip for all you hipsters out there...shave that firkin "ironic" mustache off. It's not ironic at all, it's lame and by lame I mean totally gay.

pH

As a compulsive masturbator and a narcissistic, I am too busy fondling myself and looking in the mirror to notice.

bastard

spunk

toss

Let me tell you about humidity, puddles and baby diapers. I helped my sister move to Jacksonville, Fl. last year and that place was nasty humid. I had to move heavy crap up a flight of stairs to her new apartment in 90some degree weather and maximum humidity. Well, I ended up getting the...

"Did you you have a **** and not turn on the extractor?" Thanks mom

Every once in a while I'll have a crap and baby wipes just don't cut it. I have to sit on the edge of the bath and give my butt a good wash or I just feel dirty all day long.

Vagina

Caldera brewing out here in ORYGUN have a selection of decent canned beers. Not sure if you'd be able to get your hands on any, though.

Hellz to the yeah. Ain't no shame being older than two and using baby wipes. Say bye bye to swamp ass for good.:rockin:

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