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  1. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    worst efficiency ever

    Sorry, it's just something I use as a reference point (it's like the metric system, with nicer shoes). That braid looks fine to me, I wouldn't think it would cause you problems, hopefully your new stir stick will sort things out.
  2. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    worst efficiency ever

    I saw an episode of MacGyver once, where he used a digital watch and some hairspray to download porn from a parking meter. All I could think was, "Wow, I wouldn't try that". The way I see it, if the first six inches get clogged up, I've got 12 more in reserve. That's the cool thing about...
  3. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    worst efficiency ever

    Soap? Sorry, but that's one nasty looking piece of kit. I know Thai hookers that wouldn't drink out of that, and they aren't all that picky. Ok, here's the reasoning behind my "bucket of snakes", as it was so kindly described. Channeling. Wort wants to find the path of least resitance...
  4. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    worst efficiency ever

    1. Yay! You can count! 2. OMG! Brass fittings! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! 3. Yes, I'm so ashamed. I should have spent extra money on a REAL false bottom, instead of using something I already had. I don't know what I was thinking. 4. Yes, those are to honest to God SS braids. I wanted...
  5. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Lid Blew Off Fermenter. Now What?

    Depends on the carboy, they're not all the same size opening.
  6. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Lid Blew Off Fermenter. Now What?

    And people wonder why I sanitize my ceiling...
  7. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    How many gallons of homebrew in 2009?

    8859 + 10gal Kolsch, 10gal Pale Ale and 5gal IPA = 8884
  8. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    worst efficiency ever

    Make friends with someone who has a turkey fryer, and steal it when he's not looking? You could also build something similar from sheet goods, but that would kinda take the adventure out of it. To be honest, I still had one instance of collapse with this rig, after some rigorous stirring...
  9. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    worst efficiency ever

    I cut a notch in the aluminum thingy that came with my turkey fryer. It was more to keep my braids from collapsing than anything else, but it would solve your floating problem too:
  10. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Zero Gravity IPA help needed

    Yes, I believe I implied that in my first post (see note to self). On the other hand, I paid them to mill it, and I've spend enough cash at that store to put a blind man though driving school, so I don't think asking them to cut me some slack on my next grain bill is unreasonable.
  11. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Zero Gravity IPA help needed

    I think it's more a matter of service than trust, since they charge me for milling. Like really hoppy water. Anyway, the brew is already bubbling after only 5 and a half hours, so bdavanza must know what's he talking about. :tank:
  12. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Zero Gravity IPA help needed

    The goats already ate it. At least somebody (er, thing) will get a buzz off this stuff. My LHBS guys are usually pretty good, but the guy on duty that day is a stoner, so....I smell a discount coming.
  13. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Zero Gravity IPA help needed

    Thanks! I just got done doing just that. I had 2lbs of light and 2lbs of dark DME laying around, and I was able to dissovle it all in 12 cups of water without scorching my pot, (well, almost..) I also added 3oz. of Malto Dextrine to help with body, and shook the living B'Jesus of out the...
  14. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Zero Gravity IPA help needed

    No. I was having one of those days where the phone rings too many times. I figured I'd have to rehop for aroma, I was just wondering if it would be worth the trouble, or if I should just start over. Hoppy
  15. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Zero Gravity IPA help needed

    My AG IPA tested 1.010 OG. Crap. Of course I didn't realize this until AFTER I'd pitched it. It promptly blew itself out after 12 hrs. When I emptied my mash tun, I discovered that my LBHS milled the adjunct, but not the base grain, which explains the low gravity. (note to self, check...
  16. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Explain your handle / De construct your avatar

    The name is a take off on Happy Happy Joy Joy, the Ren and Stimpy song. The av is Powdered Toast Man, from the same show. What it has to do with beer....I have no idea. Hoppy
  17. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    I just ordered a 15# Barley Crusher!

    +1 Whatever you do, don't run a whole pond through. It takes forever to get all the fish and ducks out. Hoppy
  18. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Cheap Mash Tun Upgrade

    Aha. Thanks. Note to self, no more squishing. Hoppy
  19. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Cheap Mash Tun Upgrade

    Not that I'm disagreeing with you, but why not? Now I'm curious. Hoppy
  20. HoppyHoppyJoyJoy

    Cheap Mash Tun Upgrade

    Haven't noticed any problems so far. From what I've read, excess tannins are usually caused by high temps, but I could be wrong. Hoppy
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