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Or, dare I theorize it, inside the Matrix?

Eating ice cream sandwiches over the sink, pretending to wash dishes, when the kids were very young. Yeah. Not proud. But, ice cream sandwiches.

Refer back Whisper softly Advance warning Completely eliminate Armed gunman Annoying Balrog

1) This is supposed to be a story to "fuel my mind" 2) I have had my morning coffee C) I have a rudimentary knowledge of what a pyramid scheme is δ) What is it that growth can only? Why does that hurt my brain? Why am I troubled by trying to figure this out? Who invented liquid soap, and why?

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!

A software tester walks into a bar Runs into a bar Jumps into a bar Dances into a bar Crawls into a bar Walks backward into a bar Flies into a bar And orders a beer Orders two beers Orders 32,769 beers Orders -1 beers Orders 0 beers Testing complete A real customer walks into the bar and asks...

... somehow I'm a female chimpanzee influencer now? either I've had too much to drink, or not enough

Weaponized Alpaca. This is why I so rarely honk. [Edit: And "Weaponized Alpaca" would be a good name for a rock band]

Aw man. Ozzy's headed off on the final ride of the crazy train.

I still succumb to "I'll set this here. It's the right place for it. It'll be there in the right place when I need to remember where it is because that place is the place where I'll remember that it's there and where it is and what it's for. Nope.

You **will** keep those plugs. Years from now, not today, not tomorrow, but none too soon somewhere in the rest of your life, you will come across them and have **NO** idea what they are, where they are used, what they are for. Ask me how I know. Or rather, don't know.

Science. It's about the data.

You know how when you buy a bag of lettuces, it gets all nasty in a couple days? Yeah, that doesn’t happen with cookies.

or a bourbon.

so this is cool https://futurism.com/james-webb-planets-forming

And another beer. Of course.

What part of the body always loses? Defeat.

Just. Wow.