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I love it. "Escher's Cat"

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing

The wife and I have a sure fire secret to making the marriage last—we go out twice a week to a nice restaurant, eat nice food, have some wine and a nice conversation. I go on Tuesdays. She goes on Thursdays.

Took me an embarrassing second

I rewatch movies. I reread books. I go through old pictures of my kids when they were teeny tiny. I relisten to songs. I even make some recipes of beer over and over again! I fear however that the horror genre is something to which I have never developed any attraction.

Also, it seems another way to completely avoid using the metric system.

and your father smelt of elderberries!

Death came swiftly Hanging ten, shooting the pipe The wave of finality bore him on Death came swiftly in the night. original by Balrog

The Wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. What a mess, now I can't even read it. (yes, I capitalized "Wife" on purpose, I'm like that)

Heck, fuhgget the midwest, couple times recently here in New England!

If my order entry and ice cream mixing system requires I keep windows XP then by God we are keeping Windows XP and not upgrading to this 10 stuff. Actual quote. They had to use paper and pencil when ransom ware struck. Try keeping FDA happy with product tracking on food stuffs w paper and...

When science and cross stitching collide.

We use avocado smash. From costco. Because.

I gotta say, we at the ‘Rog house started swapping avocado for mayo on BLT some time ago and we will never go back.

Isn’t reading surreal? I mean, you sit and stare at marked slices of tree for hours, vividly hallucinating. [Edit: Yeah, I have a Kindle Paperwhite, but I still like the marked slices of tree]

And “The Perverted Chickens” would be a great name for a rock band.

This implies you microwave bacon, which is pretty much why we have antimatter and hurricanes, I'm pretty sure.

'Sup with my cell service today? Oh.