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“Email has been down half the day!” “That’s awful, did I miss you telling me this somehow? “How was I supposed to tell you if I can’t email you??!!” Literally two office doors down. With a telephone. Coffee. Because murder is somehow frowned upon.

oh please, obvious photoshop everyone knows penguins prefer black and tans

I part my hair on the left. There. I said it.

Good thing it went away before MS Flight Sim came along, eh?

This. Exactly. Yep. Lived it. The struggle was real.

I miss LAN parties. Sorta. I have not missed running any wire anywhere. I have the scars. Prior owners put wire lath and plaster then recent owners drywall over that. Like having tile on mud on wire lath on linoleum. Easier to burn the house down and start over. For some reason, SWMBO is not a...

Dear Ball Snob, Perception can be deceiving. Sincerely, Worked as physicist at Spalding for 10 years developing dimple patterns among other weird things

You’re welcome. My work here is done.

Made me think of that chicken parm reel where they call ingredients things like “future generations beaten” and “Hansel & Grettel GPS”

I am nothing if not multifaceted.

My late father was a dentist. I approve this humor.

I know this is supposed to be about the small scratch at the wheel well opening, but am I the only one who sees the scary clown face?

I'm getting ready to set up a PiZero running Linux at a vaca home so I can review syslogs for power "events" I suspect are happening. But if I'm not around when the vegans drop by, will I still be annoyed?

Dear Mr Obvious, Then what would we have to whine about? Sincerely Did I Just Forget My Bittering Hops

I went jogging today. The ice cream truck wouldn't slow down.

My immediate smart alec reaction was to post "And sometimes more is more" But that made my brain remember this, which made me laugh: Chung Mee: Opium is my business. The bridge mean more traffic. More traffic mean more money. More money mean more power. Lawrence Bourne III: Yeah, well, before...

Given my affinity to all things red meat, I will avoid at all costs.