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I recall this from my teen years as part of Oscar Brand's collection of bawdy songs. This version was what you tube had. You could teach it to your daughter. ;-)

This is my beef with pizza. 99 times out of 100 the sauce is loaded with either sugar or salt to make it unpalatable. Give me grilled flatbread - but please, no pizza. Or maybe free Tums with every slice.

The ice fishing remark led to his demise. I mean, the whole town knew he wasn't out there to fish. https://www.yahoo.com/news/ohio-mayor-said-ice-fishing-174559956.html

Winners avoid pizza altogether 😄

Not his first rodeo ...

He's barely manenough.

My ice fishing experiences were all in Michigan.

This has happened to me several times. I HATE it when they show up like that. https://www.yahoo.com/news/cops-surprise-boyfriend-hacks-off-142140512.html

An Australian pub had a popular lunch of soup and salad. A kangaroo was enjoying lunch there when the waiter snapped at him. "Buddy - every single time I walk past your table you ask for another bowl of soup.!" "I can't help it," says Roo, "I'm a Moresoupial."

The often brewed and often complimented Cream of Three Crops (see recipe threads) makes a very fine Cream Ale. It may not be Genny or LK, but anyone who appreciates the ale twist on American Adjunct Beer will appreciate it. IMHO.

I never went for the winter perch. Just sayin'

It is said that Earl Grey has bergamot in it because they found it settled the Earl's sensitive stomach. He should have tried Dark Mild

I was weaned on Genny Cream.

I always buy by the gram in Florida 😉

They're monkeys. They'd just as soon jerk off.

Had they just come from a bit of an overstay at the local pub? Fighting over a woman?

Do you think this is funny, Centwuwian?

Happens when one hand is scratching the damn psoriasis 😄

My doctor has always told me that my psoriasis will be exacerbated by the carbohydrates in beer. In any alcohol really.