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Sounds like the subject of a Far Side cartoon. "Marvin wondered aloud if he should remove the spindle thingy and he was never seen or heard from again."

Interesting. One of my three varieties was Strata. Maybe those were the ones that were sinking...

I officially quit drinking last night, so tonight we celebrate the greatest comeback in human history.

They say every bottle of beer shortens your lifespan by 5 minutes. I've done the calculations... It seems that I died in 1855.

I promised my wife I would have 2 drinks and be home by 10. I always get those numbers mixed up.

yes, T90 pelletized hops

If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, she's innocent. Now, related to Hops - I tossed a bunch of T90 into my fermenter for dry hop at 55 degrees (mix of 3 different hop varieties). Most floated but some sank immediately to the bottom. I assumed all would float. Why did some sink? Is that...

You have $500. Your son texts and says he needs $200. Then your daughter texts and she also needs $200. How much do you have left? Me: $500 and 2 unread texts.

The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are finally ready if you guys want one.

Texting Codes (initialisms/acronyms) for Seniors: HOG - Hot Old Guy ABFF - At Best Friends Funeral BMW - Bring My Walker ATD - At The Doctor DBI - Disaster Because Incontinent FWIWG - Forgot Where I Was Going GGBCI - Gotta Go, Bladder Control Issues HGBM - Had Great Bowel Movement TOT - Texting...

A couple of you have suggested ditching the corn. I thought corn was kind of a standard ingredient in lagers that help give them that crisp taste. Is that not correct?

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said, "Sure, Homer is the fat dude and Marge has blue hair."

Need help refining a lager recipe/process. Been brewing about 12-13 years and this was my first stab at a lager. Overall I am pleased with it but have two main issues I want to improve on next time: 1) the body is a little thin and 2) the head is gone in a matter of 5-10 seconds. Below is the...

The cashier told me "Strip down facing me." By the time I realized they meant the debit card it was too late.

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Maturing is realizing your weekends last longer if you start drinking on Wednesday.

Cop: "Turn around. Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round." Cop: "TURN AROUND!" Me: "Every now..." *** taser zap ***

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When I was young, I was really poor. But I struggled and worked really hard and now I'm no longer young.

Has anyone tried the Abstrax / Omni hop extracts yet? Any thoughts? https://www.morebeer.com/search?search=abstrax