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Nah, I'm a lover, not a fighter. I don't do weapons.

I stay off ladders as much as possible, these ladder jacks are lifesavers. A couple kisses with The Persuader and it fits like it grew there.

Shields? We don't need no stinking' shields!

As a timber framer I make a pretty good nurse practitioner

I'm sort of making it up on the fly. I drew the plans up myself, only joint I showed was the pegged scarf. There are really only a few true timber framed joints, I drilled and hammered in 3/8" steel rod instead of mortise and tenon for the uprights. I'm using timber lock screws for fasteners...

No PDE5 inhibitors were involved in getting it up!

How does Cam fire Cassidy and leave Sweeney alive?

I did set her up in front of the TV to escape to Santarpios for a few drinks while I waited for supper to cook. We had a fun day. I flogger her like a British navy malcontent and made her wheel her walker across the street for a few minutes in the sun today.

Pardon my prolonged absence, my 91 year old mom is reaching the point where even soaking her in penetrating oil overnight isn't going to fix things. I think. "Hey Mom, I'll be back in a while. Is the hardware store still open?"

Why would I bust him? He didn't come in here telling us he was God's Other Son Who Taught Us To Brew, or spouting posts that read like he's alone in a thatched roofed hut on an overtoutisted island and dead drink ( just pulling your chain D) or just being a totally obnoxious douchenozzle like...

On a duck boat today where the guy talked about the bar across from The Grainary Burial Ground where you can drink a cold Sam Adams while gazing across the street at a cold Sam Adams. I laughed out loud. The tourins from Iowa looked askance at me.

Moving anything other than slowly isn't in the cards.

Renting a crane costs money. Did the Pharoes rent a crane? F that.. I've got disposabe expendable staff...aka me.

Milk crates!!!!!! Dammit, I knew I forgot something!

Yes. I don't want posts in the middle so I made my own gluelam out of 2 x 8's

Don't need no stinking Amish.

Very nice desk. It occurred to me recently that I've bought the same albums as albums, 8 tracks, cassettes, cd's and lately as MP3's. Hard to believe all those songs are on my phone

Tripper is correct. Two wedges are driven in from opposing sides to force the joint tight. Sounds kind of dirty when you say it.